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A half breed, typically found being annoying or staring into space.
That damn Elswen is out there bein' an idiot again. Shucks.
elswen by Elswen October 10, 2022
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A Cornish girl's name meaning "elm".

A quiet, shy girl that likes to make everyone happy. She loves nature and spends much of her time tending to her flower garden. She has some musical talent, but it's not her main focus. She has light brown hair and large, innocent, green eyes. She is extremely slow to anger- she's very good at seeing situations from multiple perspectives- but on the rare occasion when she raises her voice, people immediately back down. She is also extremely modest, both in clothing and when receiving compliments. Elowen is a petite girl and as a result, people see her as being extremely cute, rather than beautiful or sexy. She makes this up by being extremely loyal and light-hearted. She usually wears a small, delicate smile on her face.
That Elowen has such a green thumb.

She's too modest to take a compliment, just like an Elowen.

She must be an Elowen judging from her pure and delicate personality.
Elowen by TrinityJade June 8, 2013
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elswen elsen Elowen Elgwen Elowenn elsten Elsweyr Elwenn eswen eswen smith
The best person to exist ever, especially if their last name is Stevenson.
Shout out to me, hi I’m Eswen.
eswen by prettymf February 9, 2021
A backwoods, hillbilly, redneck, less than educated or possibly humorous way of saying "or else".
1. "We need some gas Cletus, elsen we ain't gonna make it to town!"

2. "Keep yer hands off my sheep Rosco, elsen Ima kick yr ass!"

3. "Don't cough your head off Teri, elsen you're going to dance crooked!"
Elsen by The Buckster February 13, 2010

eswen smith 

Eswen is an empty slag who is going out with a fatty chode nigga, she dyes her hair every few months and once accidentally dyed it ginger. James White then proceeded to “rape her with insults” . When she gets pissed she puts her bent-ass middle finger up. Eswen hates the letter k for some unknown reason and when you punch her in the arm she then has 44 orgasms before saying “ouch that really hurt” in a slutty starbucks girl voice. She also tried to get her ear pierced up the top of her ear but ended up having it fucking infected coz she is fucking stupid. She always claims to be in a higher set than me until I tell her that I’m top set for science and maths and when she gets to English she remembers that I’m in the same set as her and says shuttup before I’ve even said anything.
Eswen Smith is a retard
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing

Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend

Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can
Elsweyr is a fictional country in The Elder Scrolls Series. This country is home to the Khajiit, a Feline race known for making Moon Sugar and Skooma. Elsweyr borders Valenwood and Cyrodiil.

You can explore Elweyr in two games, The Elder Scrolls: Arena and The Elder Scrolls: Online.

As of the events of The Elder Scrolls: Blades and The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elsweyr is a Client State of the Third Aldmeri Dominion. Elsweyr is largely independent but is heavily influenced by the Third Aldmeri Dominion. The reason for the Switch from The Empire of Man to a Client State of the Third Aldmeri Dominion is from an event called The Void Nights where Masser and Secunda disappeared from 4E 98-100, The Thalmor claimed to have brought back Masser and Secunda.
Nord: You Khajiit aren't allowed in our cities!
Khajiit: If Skyrim is for the Nords, Khajiit thinks you can bloody well keep it!
Nord: Go back to Elsweyr you cat!
Elsweyr by Origorath, The Mad God December 3, 2020
Hi elsen~!
elsen by jarjarjar June 10, 2003
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