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an absolute MILF!
Fit old slut bag who teaches english and has massive tits
i had a shit in elsbys vagina, scooped it out and made a smoothie
elsby by elsbyisamilf July 7, 2009
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A fat and lazy english man who drinks too much tea. He is good at FPS games and has a "smokin' hot" mum.
Sam Elsey by Fluffyyakult November 24, 2016
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When your hair on the back of your head sticks up or hangs down. Often looks like an unintentional lesbian haircut
Bro, your esbys are showing
esbys by Skakdjfjfjcjfjfosas March 2, 2018
that's elsyf dude!
elsyf by ricricucit March 24, 2010
a very nice girl with a pure heart she seems to be very shy but when you get to know her shes a wild animal and very attractive she is one of the funniest person you could ever meet
girl 1: that girl is is so shy what is her problem
girl 2: let me tell you girl elsy is a party animal she aint no shy
elsy by the sexy girly August 14, 2011
A very classy and humble person. always goes out of their way to help a friend and loves to drink. Elsbeths are usually very artist and very good at it. They tend to be home schooled but just as smart as anyone. They are beauitful,dont like to hurt people and loves bunnies ^.^
Dude,I was so drunk last nite,what happened?

:we went to elsbeths and drank wine

:ohhhh that explaines all the charcole on me.
Elsbeth by tosspott September 16, 2011
The Anglo-Saxon Baby name 'Elswyth' means 'Elf in the willow trees'. One Historical ruler, King Alfred The Great, Had a wife - The Queen - Called Queen Elspeth.
Hello, Elswyth, How are you today?
Elswyth by Elf_In_A_Willow February 2, 2019
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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