The ability to bounce back from hurt such as heartbreak. It's mentioned in "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" for young love when Tom hurts Becky Thatcher.

I'm broken-hearted but I have an elastic heart… I'll be okay.

elastic heart by Bek3000 January 11, 2016

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elastic save

When one tucks his penis in between his stomach and the elastic waistband of his boxers or whitey tighties in order conceal his hard-on.

Jason and I had to employ the elastic save when that hot bitch got naked.

elastic save by Erik & Kyle September 11, 2007

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elastic shitposting

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.

Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.

elastic shitposting by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020

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elastic balls

When a man puts an elastic band around his ball bag to keep his penis erect by cutting the flow of blood to his penis

Have you ever tried elastic balls? It keeps ur penis hard so you can wank all night

elastic balls by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

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