elevators 

the things that go up and down between floors when you are too lazy to take the stairs.

In some schools and buildings, these are only allowed to be used by fat people, the mentally retarded (to give them some sort of power), and the handicapped.

and epic hookup spot, as you can stop the elevator between floors and noone can do anything about it!

not an epic birthing spot, however. ew. babies.

WARNING: (semi-colon included) do not use when there is a fire! You might burn to death.

Aw mannn I have to go all the way up the stair with my groceries.... No wait! I can just take one of the elevators.

elevators by mrs. fontaine June 4, 2009

Elevators 

Elevators are somthing that takes you up and down floors. The power of elevators are abused by retards who have no life and are big fans of Hanna Montana, they like to go up and down an elevator until they die with spasm.

Guy 1: OMG!! Elevators are mint!!!! :D

Elevators by Itchy-da-Bitchy July 11, 2011

Time to stack the elevators

When someone is in a huge fit of nerd rage, they spew random words that really don't mean anything.

Player #1: Damn Patrick is snappin
Nerd #1: OMFG noons haxxor!!!!
Player#1: Haha he sure is
Nerd#1: OMG BOOT him BOOT Him
Player #1: HAHA

Nerd #1: Don't I need him to stack the elevator?
Player #1 "Time to stack the elevators" /dunkindonuts man

Time to stack the elevators by frostybroc March 8, 2010

elevator constructor 

Bad ass union motherfuckers who always get it up and are the highest skilled trade among all building trades . They build elevators from scratch, They also weld brackets and erect steel rails inside shafts that move tons of weight at high speeds with pure perfection and craftsmanship. They also have great knowledge and skills with electrical work as they wire Many safety devices to keep the public safe they are known as I.U.E.C. !

The person who built the elevator is the elevator constructor.

elevator constructor by Building trades May 23, 2016

Elevatorization 

The rearranging/repositioning of people that occurs when someone gets on/off the elevator. The more populated the elevator, the more elevatorization will occur.

Factors that increase elevatorization:
a) unknown people
b) attractive people
c) disgusting/smelly people
d) weird people
e) what floor you are getting off at

Tim: Did you see how she moved away from me when that other guy got off?

Tyler: Ya, man. That's classic elevatorization. You should have showered today. Could smell you a mile away. Happens to the best of us though.

Elevatorization by Doctor Gels June 6, 2011

baldi in the elevator day 

baldi baldi baldis in the elevator

"dude its baldi in the elevator day"

baldi in the elevator day by baldibaldibaldisintheelevator April 26, 2022

elevator arithmetic 

The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe.

After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.

elevator arithmetic by Ben Faulding April 4, 2006