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elequent 

Someone or something that looks smart and together but has no idea what is actually happening
Carson was looking very elequent in English class today
elequent by Acg_herra April 27, 2023
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eloquently pimp

Did you know that Morgan Freeman fucked his niece? That guy is eloquently pimp!
eloquently pimp by Mega-Douche August 20, 2010

Eloquently spoken

Meaning very fluent in speaking. Just put into a weirder term.
Garrett: Alex do you think I’m going to graduate?
Alex: what?
Garrett: Do you think I’m going to graduate?
Alex: graduate high school?
Garrett: yes. I got held back in 2nd grade.
Alex: why?
Garrett: um I don’t know, but that’s why I had to take English twice. And that’s why I’m so eloquently spoken
Eloquently spoken by bella.dicap March 30, 2019

Eloquent 

To be vivid, loud, not shy
Genelec & Memphis Reigns:Give & Take
I Reign Stupendous beyond the ELOQUENT Biblical Babylonian testament the heaven sent relevant running for president, represent
Eloquent by JudA The Free Spirit January 13, 2004

eloquent 

iman is so sexy & eloquent
eloquent by love&pop March 16, 2021

ELOQUENT ARROGANCE 

PUMPING AIR slowly into your ANUS.

It is something that will cause a change on the UNFAVORABLE SIDE.

(ELO)QUE(N)T ARR0GANCE

Comparison of the repercussions DEPPTH AND ANAL ALAN.
Listen for being a POMPOUS ASS ANAL ALAN you JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE as you need to PUT SOME HEIR for your ELOQUENT ARROGANCE nto YOUR ASSH0LE as that is the beginning ALAN I WALDMAN and repercussions of the fact you GOT BUDDAH FUCKED.

Consider this if you pass that CROSSWALK PEDESTRIAN bridge law it will probably result in way more of a crime problem on THE STRIP as it seems to me ELOQUENT ARROGANCE does not take into account "anybody is susceptible to being in the same boat of deficiency than anybody else.

Come on ELON as you know SHITSHITSHITSHIT and SHIT ASSH0LE made you the ELOQUENT ARROGANCE person you wanted to BECOME as that PORNO CAR really KICKS ASS.

It is over JOHNNY CHRISTOPHER DEPP II as given your uncontrollable states "you had this coming to you " as your ELOQUENT ARROGANCE can be helped as just say " TINKLE TINDER BUMBLE WOLFE " and call your FORMER DICK FARM "AMBER LAURA HERD birthplace of TESLA CITY-AUSTIN , fuck the daylights out of her by yelling " TINKLE TINDER BUMBLE WOLFE " and I say that as you can thank " WHITNEY WOLFE HERD is the origin of your problems now but maybe if you let her CASTRATE YOU , she would settle the lawsuit as I feel for you as I GOT BUDDAH FUCKED by STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK so I understand your VAST DEBASEMENT SUFFERING.

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