electronaut

a "scene" astronaut.
not a literal astronaut, but a scene sounding name for a whore train on myspace.

"hey, check out the train of electronauts on myspace. it's electrotasic!"

by sydneysuicidex November 24, 2006

Electrocution

The result of throwing your plugged in toaster into your toilet.

Boy 1: did you hear Jimmy threw his toaster in the toilet
Boy 2: Yes he went quick in one of the many ways of electrocution.

by ShadyFlute December 5, 2019

electrontube5

Someone who is extremely good at making extremely dumb decisions.

"So I told this kid Jim that making crappy submachine guns at home and showing off about it is a bad idea, but he just didn't listen."
"Yeah? What happened to him?"
"He got in trouble with the feds."
"Wow what an electrontube5."

by Tesla February 27, 2005

Electromauled

To not quite die by electricity

I was electromauled

by SuperJinch December 18, 2021

electrontube

An immature kid, who's only interest is overpriced retro useless technology.

"What a sale! I would have never gotten $200 for that junky old calculator if it wasn't for an electrontuber tard."

"Wait! Grandma DONT throw away that vacum tube powered vibrator! I know an electrontube kid who could use one."

by tesla November 29, 2004

electroslut

usually a girl that is overly slutty, and gravitates toward the electro/techno scene

Hey Mike, did you see that electroslut on all those guys at that rave last night?

by Justyee May 19, 2008

electrocuted squirrel

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.

If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.

by okthisisstupid August 28, 2009