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Electrocution 

The result of throwing your plugged in toaster into your toilet.
Boy 1: did you hear Jimmy threw his toaster in the toilet
Boy 2: Yes he went quick in one of the many ways of electrocution.
Electrocution by ShadyFlute December 5, 2019

electrontube5 

Someone who is extremely good at making extremely dumb decisions.
"So I told this kid Jim that making crappy submachine guns at home and showing off about it is a bad idea, but he just didn't listen."
"Yeah? What happened to him?"
"He got in trouble with the feds."
"Wow what an electrontube5."
electrontube5 by Tesla February 27, 2005

Electromauled

I was electromauled
Electromauled by SuperJinch December 18, 2021

electrontube 

An immature kid, who's only interest is overpriced retro useless technology.
"What a sale! I would have never gotten $200 for that junky old calculator if it wasn't for an electrontuber tard."

"Wait! Grandma DONT throw away that vacum tube powered vibrator! I know an electrontube kid who could use one."
electrontube by tesla November 29, 2004

electroslut

usually a girl that is overly slutty, and gravitates toward the electro/techno scene
Hey Mike, did you see that electroslut on all those guys at that rave last night?
electroslut by Justyee May 19, 2008

electrocuted squirrel 

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.
If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.