electrocucked

Definition: The experience of feeling betrayed, frustrated, or underwhelmed after switching from fossil fuel technology to electric technology, only to encounter decreased performance, reduced convenience, shorter lifespan, or other disappointing results.

1. “I thought going electric would save me money, but now my car barely makes it to work without needing a recharge, and the cost of battery replacements and lack of repairability have me feeling totally electrocucked.”
2. “Ever since I switched my trusty old gas chainsaw for this electric one, I’ve been totally electrocucked. It barely cuts through wood and runs out of juice halfway through the job!”
3. “After converting my kitchen to an induction cooktop, I’ve been missing the warm glow and visceral pleasure of cooking over a flame, not to mention the reliability of gas during power outages. Talk about getting electrocucked!”

by Le Duder July 3, 2024

electrocuted squirrel

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.

If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.

by okthisisstupid August 28, 2009

electrocuted

A severe, sudden and powerful surge of electricity entering your organic being and frying your inside bits.

You can survive being electrocuted if your feet are rubbery.

by BennyBenny July 10, 2019

electrocuted

When someone elects to drink too many 'depth charges' thus forcing them to become a spectator for the rest of the night.

Broski, you were electrocuted last night. How many D-Charges did you have?

by Catenacci April 27, 2008

electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.

"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."

by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 12, 2022