Elihu221's definitions

eldervision

A form of delusional tunnelvision where one believes everyone to be obsessed/in love with them. Typically afflicts desperate gay men.

Erik: Oh my god, I know Alex has a girlfriend and is straight but did you see that? He flexed his biceps at me. He totally wants me!

Sarah: Erik, he’s literally just holding a textbook. You have eldervision, knock it off.

by Elihu221 July 7, 2022