Clouch

a couch that is used as a closet

related to @clar
Every time Gina comes over, she using the clouch in my for her clothes.
by DJMarcusA August 29, 2025
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Litgloss

The perfect lipgloss for the shape and size of your lips
Tom: What are you buying?

Angie: I'm getting 10 tubes of litgloss right now. I never want to run out because it makes my lips sparkle in the moonlight.
by DJMarcusA March 31, 2022
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pseudocider

A person who constantly threatens to commit suicide to get attention while being too scared to actually do it
Ron has been a pseudocider for months. Each time a girl breaks up with him, he says he's going to end it all, but he never does.
by DJMarcusA September 06, 2021
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Blamorous

When someone looks chic to start off the night, but by 4 am BLAM, they had a little too much techno talc and are off their rocker with nowhere to go

There are levels to this:

1. blamorous funked up but able to make it to a taxi and get home

2. BLAMorous ALL CAPS cause your girl needs some help

3. BLAM!orous ALL CAPS+an exclamation point means you are thinking about calling an ambulance or the authorities for help
Aaron started the night off looking fabulous in her Versace dress for her singing gig, but by the afterparty, she was BLAMorous and humping the side of the couch and screaming the word 'Graham' for no apparent reason.
by DJMarcusA April 22, 2022
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Bootyquake

A stupefying experience of so many booties dancing at one time that it feels like the ground is shaking

Bootyquakes were started by DJ Marcus Aurelius and his Havana summer parties, remixed by the Foreign Footprints podcast, and copied by many others across Taiwan
Rica: Did you feel the ground shake?
Marcus: Oh yes. That was a bootyquake that measured 7.2 on the Aurelius scale because all the dancers wanted to get free tickets to the Resurrected Halloween party
by DJMarcusA August 29, 2025
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full rachet

Shelia used to go to church with me, but once she dyed her hair green, started wearing booty shorts to Sunday school, and dating a ladyboy, i knew she was going full rachet.
by DJMarcusA November 27, 2014
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Aunt Xannie

A woman, usually nearing her 40s, who has gone from using street drugs to popping pills legally obtained from the pharmacy on the reg
Diane used to take MDMA and K every weekend. Since she’s settled down, she’s turned into an Aunt Xannie by using Ritalin to study for her online degree and taking xanax each night to sleep.
by DJMarcusA March 23, 2021
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