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Definitions by DJMarcusA

Bootyquake 

A stupefying experience of so many booties dancing at one time that it feels like the ground is shaking

Bootyquakes were started by DJ Marcus Aurelius and his Havana summer parties, remixed by the Foreign Footprints podcast, and copied by many others across Taiwan
Rica: Did you feel the ground shake?
Marcus: Oh yes. That was a bootyquake that measured 7.2 on the Aurelius scale because all the dancers wanted to get free tickets to the Resurrected Halloween party
Bootyquake by DJMarcusA August 29, 2025
a couch that is used as a closet

related to @clar
Every time Gina comes over, she using the clouch in my for her clothes.
Clouch by DJMarcusA August 29, 2025
A car used as a closet
On the weekends, Rita uses her Clar for changing her outfits, going city to city, and even taking naps.
Clar by DJMarcusA August 3, 2025

Raygun-level of bad 

Doing something so awful that people can't tell if it was done that badly on purpose or if the incompetency is through the roof.

Dedicated to the Aussie B-girl dancer in the 2024 Summer Olympics
Martin's interview was Raygun-level of bad because he told the boss that he knows the head of the gangsters in the Bamboo Union, has a gold chain bigger than Rick Ross, and his daughter is the number one student in Taiwan's kindergartens.
Raygun-level of bad by DJMarcusA August 13, 2024
When the algorithm of the music service you are subscribed to plays the combination of songs you like, songs you forgot you liked, and songs you never heard of but like when you first hear them so perfectly that it causes an intense orgasm because of aural stimulation.
Don’t touch the computer! I just had a very intense algasm because Spotify just played a Stevie Wonder song from my childhood, that new Jill Scott, a house remix of Erykah Badu, the lead track from the Waajeed album, and ‘Emerald Butterfly’ by The Pharcyde in a row. It hit me in all the places that I love.
Algasm by DJMarcusA November 28, 2022

Trumpopause 

Trumpopause is the time that marks going from a normal person to a full on Trump Supporter. It’s diagnosed after going 12 months without a rational thought in the brain. Trumpopause can happen in the 40s or 50s and is usually caused by watching too much Fox News or whatever nonsense Alex Jones is on.
Dave: I asked Charles who was president and he said that Donald Trump still was even though he got beat in a landslide by Joe Biden.

Matt: I think him and Shawn are suffering from cases of Trumpopause. They’ve been on the Trump train too long, and can’t find a way off.
Trumpopause by DJMarcusA August 7, 2022

Blamorous 

When someone looks chic to start off the night, but by 4 am BLAM, they had a little too much techno talc and are off their rocker with nowhere to go

There are levels to this:

1. blamorous funked up but able to make it to a taxi and get home

2. BLAMorous ALL CAPS cause your girl needs some help

3. BLAM!orous ALL CAPS+an exclamation point means you are thinking about calling an ambulance or the authorities for help
Aaron started the night off looking fabulous in her Versace dress for her singing gig, but by the afterparty, she was BLAMorous and humping the side of the couch and screaming the word 'Graham' for no apparent reason.
Blamorous by DJMarcusA April 22, 2022