DJMarcusA's definitions

full rachet

going all in with rachetness

Shelia used to go to church with me, but once she dyed her hair green, started wearing booty shorts to Sunday school, and dating a ladyboy, i knew she was going full rachet.

by DJMarcusA November 27, 2014

gifgasm

Gifgasm is the feeling you get that you want to explode with happiness when you find or see the perfect gif to put on someone's facebook post or in a message

Dionne had a gifgasm when Gretchen put a haters gonna hate gif on her facebook post about the stranger staring at her hair on the subway.

by DJMarcusA May 13, 2018

Movezilla

A person who becomes very demanding and unreasonable when they have to find a new place to live

Diane became a movezilla the second her landlord told her that she wouldn't renew her lease.

by DJMarcusA October 18, 2020

scisters

Two BFFs during the week who like to get together on the weekends for some heavy scissoring

Dionne and Anika like to hang out, gossip about boys, and watch tear-jerking documentaries from Monday to Thursday, but on the weekends, they are scisters with a vengeance, spending a lot of time with their legs wrapped around each other.

by DJMarcusA October 29, 2021

pseudocider

A person who constantly threatens to commit suicide to get attention while being too scared to actually do it

Ron has been a pseudocider for months. Each time a girl breaks up with him, he says he's going to end it all, but he never does.

by DJMarcusA September 6, 2021

Algasm

When the algorithm of the music service you are subscribed to plays the combination of songs you like, songs you forgot you liked, and songs you never heard of but like when you first hear them so perfectly that it causes an intense orgasm because of aural stimulation.

Don’t touch the computer! I just had a very intense algasm because Spotify just played a Stevie Wonder song from my childhood, that new Jill Scott, a house remix of Erykah Badu, the lead track from the Waajeed album, and ‘Emerald Butterfly’ by The Pharcyde in a row. It hit me in all the places that I love.

by DJMarcusA November 28, 2022

Blamorous

When someone looks chic to start off the night, but by 4 am BLAM, they had a little too much techno talc and are off their rocker with nowhere to go

There are levels to this:

1. blamorous funked up but able to make it to a taxi and get home

2. BLAMorous ALL CAPS cause your girl needs some help

3. BLAM!orous ALL CAPS+an exclamation point means you are thinking about calling an ambulance or the authorities for help

Aaron started the night off looking fabulous in her Versace dress for her singing gig, but by the afterparty, she was BLAMorous and humping the side of the couch and screaming the word 'Graham' for no apparent reason.

by DJMarcusA April 22, 2022