DJMarcusA's definitions

Movezilla

A person who becomes very demanding and unreasonable when they have to find a new place to live

Diane became a movezilla the second her landlord told her that she wouldn't renew her lease.

by DJMarcusA October 18, 2020

Bootyquake

A stupefying experience of so many booties dancing at one time that it feels like the ground is shaking

Bootyquakes were started by DJ Marcus Aurelius and his Havana summer parties, remixed by the Foreign Footprints podcast, and copied by many others across Taiwan

Rica: Did you feel the ground shake?
Marcus: Oh yes. That was a bootyquake that measured 7.2 on the Aurelius scale because all the dancers wanted to get free tickets to the Resurrected Halloween party

by DJMarcusA August 29, 2025

Litgloss

The perfect lipgloss for the shape and size of your lips

Tom: What are you buying?

Angie: I'm getting 10 tubes of litgloss right now. I never want to run out because it makes my lips sparkle in the moonlight.

by DJMarcusA March 31, 2022

Blamorous

When someone looks chic to start off the night, but by 4 am BLAM, they had a little too much techno talc and are off their rocker with nowhere to go

There are levels to this:

1. blamorous funked up but able to make it to a taxi and get home

2. BLAMorous ALL CAPS cause your girl needs some help

3. BLAM!orous ALL CAPS+an exclamation point means you are thinking about calling an ambulance or the authorities for help

Aaron started the night off looking fabulous in her Versace dress for her singing gig, but by the afterparty, she was BLAMorous and humping the side of the couch and screaming the word 'Graham' for no apparent reason.

by DJMarcusA April 22, 2022

Clouch

a couch that is used as a closet

related to @clar

Every time Gina comes over, she using the clouch in my for her clothes.

by DJMarcusA August 29, 2025

Clar

A car used as a closet

On the weekends, Rita uses her Clar for changing her outfits, going city to city, and even taking naps.

by DJMarcusA August 3, 2025

Trumpopause

Trumpopause is the time that marks going from a normal person to a full on Trump Supporter. It’s diagnosed after going 12 months without a rational thought in the brain. Trumpopause can happen in the 40s or 50s and is usually caused by watching too much Fox News or whatever nonsense Alex Jones is on.

Dave: I asked Charles who was president and he said that Donald Trump still was even though he got beat in a landslide by Joe Biden.

Matt: I think him and Shawn are suffering from cases of Trumpopause. They’ve been on the Trump train too long, and can’t find a way off.

by DJMarcusA August 7, 2022