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A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.
A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.
Poor things.
A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.
Poor things.
Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
by twistedbabydoll September 22, 2007
Get the Birth Control Causality mug. A plastic doll, made popular in the 1920s inspired by the creator's daughter, in the form of a human female made of vinyl and hard plastic and other synthetic fibers. They have soft vinyl heads that one can squeeze, smush in or bend back making difficult hair brushing easy. And they have legs that can be bent and pliable for sitting. The doll's arms can be straight, bent or L-shaped, or movable by screwed elbows.
Her appearance is all American: Blond hair, big blue eyes and pink lips. Her body proportions are irregular and has caused controversy with eating disorders among girls and young women. She also has friends:
Midge: Ugly redhead with freckles (discontinued; came back in 2004)
Teresa: Hispanic, brown hair
Christie: African-American, black hair
Kira: (no longer sold) Asian-American or Hawaiian, black hair and bangs
Skipper: Blond hair, teenager, Barbie's sister
Stacy: Blond hair, little, Barbie's middle sister
Kelly: Baby sister, blond and sometimes brunette
Ken: Boyfriend, blond (discontinued)
Steven: African-American version of Ken (discontinued)
Her appearance is all American: Blond hair, big blue eyes and pink lips. Her body proportions are irregular and has caused controversy with eating disorders among girls and young women. She also has friends:
Midge: Ugly redhead with freckles (discontinued; came back in 2004)
Teresa: Hispanic, brown hair
Christie: African-American, black hair
Kira: (no longer sold) Asian-American or Hawaiian, black hair and bangs
Skipper: Blond hair, teenager, Barbie's sister
Stacy: Blond hair, little, Barbie's middle sister
Kelly: Baby sister, blond and sometimes brunette
Ken: Boyfriend, blond (discontinued)
Steven: African-American version of Ken (discontinued)
If real women were built like Barbie dolls, they would have to walk on all fours because her proportion are unhealthy.
by twistedbabydoll August 16, 2007
Get the Barbie Dollsmug. A popular music artist. Yes, I say "popular" because he sings on subjects that are inferior enough for mainstreamers, teenyboppers and hoodrats to relate to. Obviously according to this man's music club-hopping is the center of his life, he falls in love with women with ribald job positions (i.e. stripper) and he has a weird obsession with drinks or buying people drinks.
He is NOT R&B. He is the commercial-pop version of R&B. And anyone who think he is the best or "hot" need to die. This generation of young adults need to jump off a bridge.
He is NOT R&B. He is the commercial-pop version of R&B. And anyone who think he is the best or "hot" need to die. This generation of young adults need to jump off a bridge.
by twistedbabydoll October 8, 2007
Get the T-Painmug. A talented, excellent Southern-pride hip-hop duo, the likes of which Ludacris, Nelly or T.I. will never be. Rappers like the three mentioned should either be flipping burgers or dead compared to selling misogynist, degrading and uncreative music.
Outkast has been here for so long and were never truly appreciated until they released that damn, annoying "Hey Yaaaa" song that caused white people to overuse the phrase "shake it like a Polaroid picture" yet...they can not recognize their true-to-self hits such as Stankonia, Players Ball, etc...
Outkast has been here for so long and were never truly appreciated until they released that damn, annoying "Hey Yaaaa" song that caused white people to overuse the phrase "shake it like a Polaroid picture" yet...they can not recognize their true-to-self hits such as Stankonia, Players Ball, etc...
Me: Man...I love Outkast.
Naive Caucasian conformist, MTV-bitch: OMG! I love them! I never heard of them but after I heard "Hey Ya" I bought 16 copies of The Love Below/Speakerboxxx! That the best debut rap CD ever!
Me: You shit-fuck. They made music since the early- to mid-nineties. That's not their first fucking album!
Naive Caucasian conformist, MTV-bitch: OMG! I love them! I never heard of them but after I heard "Hey Ya" I bought 16 copies of The Love Below/Speakerboxxx! That the best debut rap CD ever!
Me: You shit-fuck. They made music since the early- to mid-nineties. That's not their first fucking album!
by twistedbabydoll August 14, 2007
Get the outkastmug. At the Texas grocery store, six-year old Louis tore open a bag of gummi worms and took one out, then ate it. After surveillance cameras caught him, he was arrested and sentenced to death.
by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007
Get the Texasmug. by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007
Get the glamorousmug. PMS with a twist.
This is not your everyday PMS. This is a severe form of PMS that can trigger super irritability, anger, manic/depressive states and homicidal feelings. Trust me. I've been there.
This is not your everyday PMS. This is a severe form of PMS that can trigger super irritability, anger, manic/depressive states and homicidal feelings. Trust me. I've been there.
PMDD kicks PMS ass any day. It is the mothership of premenstrual symptoms. PMDD would make a woman wanna rip her ovaries out, burn them and rejoice afterwards. Fucking PMDD, yo mama.
by twistedbabydoll August 6, 2007
Get the PMDDmug.