jessica alba

1. To go from a beautiful, curvy, tanned Mexican-American woman to a cracked-out looking, bleached, railing pole that just got starring roles in major films after she was made to look even more blond and pale than Mexican/dark. You don't believe me? Google her pictures from when she starred in the Fantastic 4 film!

Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.

2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.
Sue: I wanna be like Jessica Alba; use my beauty to star in that new Colin Farrell film.

Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!
by twistedbabydoll August 13, 2007
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Runaway Love

A song by rapper Ludacris made in 2007 ?, featuring R&B artist Mary J. Blige, about troubled youth and runaway children who come from broken homes.

For a rapper who only makes music that is negative, misogynist, and materialistic, he tries something different with this song as a way of addressing a more serious, sympathetic message to listeners. However, this song can also been seen as a token, sympathy song for his album "Release Therapy".

I mean, c'mon. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Other rappers make songs that are more penetrating, comes from the heart and honest about this type of lifestyle and "Runaway Love" gets a Grammy? To me, this song is dishonest and something only to win sympathy in order to cover up negative news about Ludacris. In that case, he should have made more songs like this on his earlier albums. Then again, he's a mainstream rapper. See example below:
Mainstreamer: OMG? Did you hear Ludacris' "Runaway Love"? I saw the video and heard the sing and like cried! Ludacris is such an amazing person! Every kid should look up to him!

Realistic non-conformist with common sense: What? You gotta be friggin' kidding me! Of all the literature written on child abuse and neglect...the Boys & Girls Club...CNN...charity organizations...You finally realize how sad this situation is after a damn Ludacris song? What? Now he's the voice of reasoning?

Mainstreamer: Well at least he tried!

RCw/CS: Tried? That should come from the heart! That's a token song! He's no different than R. Kelly who make songs about pedophilia and being a ho then make a songs on the same album of praising God! For Heaven's sake R. Kelly makes gospel/sex albums! He's an hypocrite!

Mainstreamer: OMG! You're such a hater!

RCw/CS: Don't pull that "hater card".
by twistedbabydoll August 18, 2007
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Alpha Kappa Alpha

A historic Panhellenic sorority, including famous AKAs, Maya Angelou. AKAs can usually be intelligent, goal-oriented, poise and talented young women, mainly of color. Unfortunately, there are too many AKAs that are phony, bitchy, self-absorbed, connected to multi-million dollar companies which guarantees them a seven-figure salary after Undergrad when there are people who are not apart of Greek organizations who have to work twice as hard just because they are not associated with a fucking greek. Very fair, eh? And not to forget, many AKAs are very beautiful on the outside but possess the seven-headed beast within their rotten little souls.
All the Alpha Kappa Alphas I met are greedy, egomaniacal bitches who need to be stabbed repeatedly and strangled with a donkey chain (But this does not mean every AKA just a lot of them). They are so into their damn sorority to the point if you don't pledge sororities, then they think you are socially inept. Women like them need to die and leave the world to the more modest, individualistic women.
by twistedbabydoll July 06, 2007
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Italian

1. Inhabitants or citizens of Italy.

2. For some odd reason, their men (not all, but so many) love Black women.

And I'm African-American. And yes, I must say, I have a weakness for (attractive and good hearted) Italian men. NOT A FETISH; meaning if God had in his plan for me to marry one, I would regardless of the fact I'm Afrocentric.

3. Some of the best haute couture fashion designers and couture models come from here, in my opinion.
by twistedbabydoll August 17, 2007
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Barbie Dolls

A plastic doll, made popular in the 1920s inspired by the creator's daughter, in the form of a human female made of vinyl and hard plastic and other synthetic fibers. They have soft vinyl heads that one can squeeze, smush in or bend back making difficult hair brushing easy. And they have legs that can be bent and pliable for sitting. The doll's arms can be straight, bent or L-shaped, or movable by screwed elbows.

Her appearance is all American: Blond hair, big blue eyes and pink lips. Her body proportions are irregular and has caused controversy with eating disorders among girls and young women. She also has friends:

Midge: Ugly redhead with freckles (discontinued; came back in 2004)
Teresa: Hispanic, brown hair
Christie: African-American, black hair
Kira: (no longer sold) Asian-American or Hawaiian, black hair and bangs
Skipper: Blond hair, teenager, Barbie's sister
Stacy: Blond hair, little, Barbie's middle sister
Kelly: Baby sister, blond and sometimes brunette
Ken: Boyfriend, blond (discontinued)
Steven: African-American version of Ken (discontinued)
If real women were built like Barbie dolls, they would have to walk on all fours because her proportion are unhealthy.
by twistedbabydoll August 13, 2007
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fun

1. A source of amusement, joy or pleasure. Something that will make you go "wheeeeeeeeee" with your hands in the air.

2. NEW YORK CITY, DISNEYLAND AND CEDAR POINT. WEEEEEEEEE!

3. Something that I don't have enough of.
Being broke, going to college, having responsibility after responsibility takes away time to have fun. And you will end up being one of those people that when you do do something fun, you will act out the worst making other people look at you and say "She don't get out much."
by twistedbabydoll September 10, 2007
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misogynist

Why is most of the sexual slang on UD defined as something offensive towards women? Or degrading of a woman's body? Why not more definitions offensive towards men, so it can be even? Why not any?

To all the ignorant, horny, disgusting men on UD, being a misogynist does not make you cool or macho. It ain't any of our fault that your mom abandoned you, you caught your mom committing adultery or you never have luck with women.
by twistedbabydoll August 20, 2007
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