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el Chupablanco

A very white man, almost a clear skin tone, whose only purpose in life is to pretend fuck every woman he meets to create drama in a social setting.

Also it's important to note that he eats glue and he's some what of a problem in the Midwest. He earns the nick-name Scourge of the Midwest due to the fact that he can ravage whole towns with his pretend fucking in a matter of hours.
Hide your wives, hide your daughters! el Chupablanco, Scourge of the Midwest, has been spotted!
el Chupablanco by UNOWHOBOB September 11, 2010

el chupacabre 

a mystical beast often associated with mexican culture. thought to feast on the blood of goats, but is known to attack humans and small children. witness accounts are scattered, and a bit shaky, but the idea of el chupacabre is still thought of to be real.
a farmer wakes up in the morning to find all his goats killed, and drained of blood. he becomes incredibly angry and instantly blames the local cyotes or wild dogs.. but he is wrong.. el chupacabre has struck once again.. saucer tits!
el chupacabre by tbeamer October 18, 2010

El Chupacabras 

1)A myth from of Mexico about a creature thats like a vampire in which it attacks farm animals

2)An episode of the X-Files that only exist in re-runs
El Chupacabras by David Gomez August 4, 2003

El Chupacabra 

A giant goat-blood sucking monster. It is sometimes called the Mexican bigfoot. He is slightly related to Vampires. It happens because of beastiality. dont let it happen to you!(if youre a vampire. like me.)

El Chupacabras are complete pimps. they kick ass.
Person 1: Holy shit look at that! El Chupacabra just banged four in a row! How is that possible!

Person 2: dude. He's a total pimp. c'mon.

El chupapito

A mysterious creature in latin culture that runs around at night sucking the semen out of livestock and sometimes, men.
We couldn't get the bulls to mate with the cows today. Looks like el chupapito got at them last night.
El chupapito by RatedCensored September 4, 2020