egyed 

One whos fetish includes watching other people wash their hands (no penis is edged you stupid fuckhole)

egyed by Anonymous January 10, 2003

Three Eyed Raven’s Son 

A dark haired son born to two blonde Targaryen people — an obvious genetic impossibility. The dark raven colored hair leads to the appellation “Three Eyed Raven’s Son” — approximately equivalent to our expression: The mail man’s son.

How did Rhaenyra and Laenor — two blonds — have brunette children?

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!

Three Eyed Raven’s Son by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 25, 2022

blue eyed giraffe 

daniel seavey, of the hit man band why don’t we.

that’s a hot blue eyed giraffe!

blue eyed giraffe by immiagonzalez April 19, 2019

Blue Eyed Giraffe 

A Blue Eyed Giraffe is literally only one in a million, with a beautiful voice, it can cast you under it's spell (That his Harry Potter obsessed friend, noodle haired friend, space loving friend, and young friend also share) and make you fall in the deepest of love just by singing. The Blue eyed Giraffe has an appetite for watermelon and apple juice. Every limelight loves the Blue Eyed Giraffe. (For you stupid people, Daniel Seavey. He is the Blue Eyed Giraffe)

Sally: Did you see that the Blue Eyed Giraffe changed his hair color to blonde?
Jessica: I know, it's everywhere! He still looks amazing though!
Sally: I know!

Blue Eyed Giraffe by JNM257 April 21, 2019

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Green Eyed Imp

A humorus, nimble green-eyed creature usually mischievous and overly passionate by nature. Often has red hair and a very loud mouth! Many people find the green eyed imp alluring and irresistable due to its uncanny ability to make you laugh till you wet yourself or pass out.

"I think I've fallen in love with a Green Eyed Imp!"

Green Eyed Imp by vicodinvixen August 25, 2009

blue eyed giraffe 

a blue eyed giraffe is a super muscular hot boy named daniel seavey. he has huge blue eyes that stare deep into your soul and it makes many people sweaty from his heat. he has a very long neck which helps him adapt in his natural habitat. oh and the abs. dont question it, just worship his cute abs.

woah dude! he can survive with THAT hot neck! daniel is back at it again with the white vans! what a blue eyed giraffe!

blue eyed giraffe by blueeyedgiraffedaniel April 24, 2019