Ego Terrorist

1. Overbearing individual who can speak only about themselves, their academic achievements and general greatness. Will often leave others around them with intense feelings of nausea, self doubt and regret.

2. A person who dominates all conversations around them with ridiculous anecdotes about themselves.

3. A person who interrupts a conversation between two other people to interject their own exploits and opinions, whether related to the subject matter or not.

4. A shameless self-promoter, usually a semi-famous architect or designer.

Oh god, here comes Brian to tell us about his spiritual quest across Nepal or how many women he's sleep with this month. Yeah, he's such a complete Ego Terrorist, lets get out of here.

by Ron Donduay October 7, 2010

ego-terrorist

A person who lives in a realm of their own, they think that any decision they make is 100% acceptable regardless of the reprocussions to everyone else around them. They live in a collection of fictional stories from their own mind, and all stories are fantasies that are dreamed up by a person who sadly, cannot live a life of any real substance and who most likely hasn't left his/her house long enough to experience anything that is actual truth.

Guy 1. "have you talked to that chick from the other night yet"?

Guy 2. "Are you talking about that Ego-terrorist"?

Guy 1. "Hey man, that ego-terrorist of a roomhate that you have left all her shit on your bathroom sink"

Guy 2. "I know man, it takes her hours on end to get ready and we dont tell her that shes a fucking sloppy bitch"

by smiling goose June 21, 2010

Ego Terrorism

Inflating someone's ego by complimenting them gratuitously, thereby altering their personality to that of an ass and directing their life into a downward spiral from which they will not recover.

Todd: You're just awesome, Steve. I could never match your awesomeness.
Steve: Why, thanks. I guess I am awesome.
Todd: And I'm not just saying that out of ego terrorism.
Steve: Ah, then I'll take your words to heart. I genuinely am better than other people.
(years pass)
Steve: WHY DO THEY ALL HATE ME?!
Steve: (cuts wrists)
(minutes pass)
Todd: That'll serve you right, it will.
Todd: (spits on corpse)

by Butt Butt Butt but Butt May 3, 2009

ecoterrorist

radical leftist who performs violent acts and destructs personal property and endangers human lives in thinking that they accomplished something to save the environment. often tied with the group PETA who funds them. And often want to force people to drive electric cars while they move bombs around in big moving vans or suvs.

Those stupid ecoterrorists blew up the SUVs on the car lot because they get bad fuel milage, but released 100 times more toxins into the air by burning the vehicles than the trucks would have released in hundreds of years.

by TuffEagle July 16, 2004

esoterrorist

a loose affiliation of people who are privileged to the occult knowledge and seek to rule the world. aka the babylonian brotherhood, illuminati, bush family syndicate.

the bush administration was full of esoterrorists.

by the knishery August 13, 2012

esoterrorist

Someone who feels that the best way to contribute to a conversation is to make an obscure reference to something as if it were some sort of inside joke that no one else involved in the conversation is aware of.

Jim: Hey, How you doin' Bob?
Bob: About as well as Peter when Lois beat the crap out of him.
Jim: What? You're such an esoterrorist.

by MikeCox89 July 20, 2008

Esoterrorist

Somebody who is so esoteric their strangeness is threatening.

'Sakuliza is such an esoterrorist.'

by Leeonthatzaza August 25, 2023