Egham (or simply 'the ham') is a small town/village in the county of Surrey. Some of it's many charming attractions include Egham Essentials where you can purchase a large amount of non-essential equipment such as hand cuffs, plastic flowers and Michael Jackson posters or Strode's College whose students can be found in stoners park or Tesco. Egham also boasts a Budgens which stocks everything you could even need when high at 3am.

where are you going on holiday?
EGHAM!

Egham by doitinthenose February 25, 2011

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eghan

The weirdest name, but grows on to you. You will never have a dull day with eghan he is smart, funny,weird and corny.

Person 1: hello eghan that is such a unique name

Person 2:yeah i know my mom named me **puts on sunglasses and walks away**
Person 1: *jaw drops** WOW!

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ACS Egham

A school worthy of all the bullshit coming out of it. In ACS its flight or fight, you either study your ass of for 7/8ths of the year, or your average grade is a 2. ACS kids love this, and are caught up in the illusion that things will get better in uni..(they wont).
Teachers are gud, its the students that smell.

“you wanna hang tomorrow?”
“Nah bro im stuying for IB mocks due in 10 years”
“You are SUCH an ACS Egham kid!”

ACS Egham by _simp April 24, 2021

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acs egham

A bunch of very rich kids who think themselves clever. They live in the illusion that all is good, and their 10 formatives a week are normal. Most of the parents probably beat the kids, cause they always get them done in time.

-That guy just skipped breakfast, lunch and dinner for an assignment due in 2 months !!

-He's such an acs egham kid!

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When someone does not know what to say online so they just type letters like so.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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