Egham

Egham (or simply 'the ham') is a small town/village in the county of Surrey. Some of it's many charming attractions include Egham Essentials where you can purchase a large amount of non-essential equipment such as hand cuffs, plastic flowers and Michael Jackson posters or Strode's College whose students can be found in stoners park or Tesco. Egham also boasts a Budgens which stocks everything you could even need when high at 3am.

where are you going on holiday?
EGHAM!

Egham by doitinthenose February 25, 2011

ACS Egham 

A school worthy of all the bullshit coming out of it. In ACS its flight or fight, you either study your ass of for 7/8ths of the year, or your average grade is a 2. ACS kids love this, and are caught up in the illusion that things will get better in uni..(they wont).
Teachers are gud, its the students that smell.

“you wanna hang tomorrow?”
“Nah bro im stuying for IB mocks due in 10 years”
“You are SUCH an ACS Egham kid!”

ACS Egham by _simp April 24, 2021

acs egham 

A bunch of very rich kids who think themselves clever. They live in the illusion that all is good, and their 10 formatives a week are normal. Most of the parents probably beat the kids, cause they always get them done in time.

-That guy just skipped breakfast, lunch and dinner for an assignment due in 2 months !!

-He's such an acs egham kid!

acs egham by torressexyyy May 30, 2021

Johnny Egham 

When someone(usually a ned or idiot in general) slaps someone to the back of the head.

Max: Watch this im gonnae johnny egham him

Johnny Egham by Sir.E.Brum September 16, 2009

Elham 

Elham is very unique.Elham is very clever and has many talents.Elham is one of the kindest person you know and has the brightest personality.Elham looks shy but is confident and can be crazy , which makes her special.Elham can make anyone’s day happier and has the most beautiful smile and heart. Elham is very cute.People love Elham because of their personality and loyalty. Elham will even drag themselves to your argument to fight for you!Be sure not to fight with Elham because they will win.

Elham always tries to help others in many ways and is always supportive.Elham is beautiful on the inside and outside. Do not loose Elham because you will instantly regret it.Elham is the person that you are looking for.Elham’s smile is the best thing about her. Elham can be sensitive so you should be careful sometimes.Elham is the person you have been waiting for.She won’t show her loyalty unless you show yours.She is too kind that she lets people take advantage of her kindness.She is a very special person and I mean it we all need Elham in our lives , we need her!

“Elham is the sunshine”
“Elham is the rainbow after the rain”
“I wish I was Elham”

Elham by Liamlowen1234 November 10, 2019

esham 

the unholy, the originator of the acid rappin'

esham is the sizznt

esham by ai'thang boy September 5, 2003

Elham 

very pure sexy innocent girl who is smart and fragile who is addicting she is always happy and confident

wow that bitch is a elham! im in love with elham

Elham by whatever34 March 6, 2011