eggfucker

a person who fucks eggs

"Hey you got yolk dripping from your crotch region!! your'e an eggfucker!!"

by baos December 28, 2003

Eggfuck Bastard

An insult for a person who's a fucking retarded dumbass.

"Can you stop being an eggfuck bastard for once Remington?"

by Raaaaaaaah March 3, 2025

Eggfuck Planet

The origin: A planet far away in the cosmos where they speak an ancient language called "Egus". The planets matter constantly moves so fast that it changes the size of the habitants heads into and egg. The planet was going to explode but some parents from there decided to send their children to a planet call earth. In fact one of your friends could be and egg-bastard the most common name for and egg-bastard is "Remington".

1.(an insulting way) "Ya egg headed ass should go back to your eggfuck Planet"

by Luh'Melly November 16, 2025

Eggfuck

Verb; to eggfuck
The action of cracking an egg in someone's ass and doing anal until scrambled. Then, when they shit, they'll have a surprise. Eating it after is optional.

''Yo man, what happened?''
''Ah, we eggfucked last night.''

by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021