Eggfuck

Verb; to eggfuck
The action of cracking an egg in someone's ass and doing anal until scrambled. Then, when they shit, they'll have a surprise. Eating it after is optional.

''Yo man, what happened?''
''Ah, we eggfucked last night.''

Eggfuck by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021

Eggfuck Bastard 

An insult for a person who's a fucking retarded dumbass.

"Can you stop being an eggfuck bastard for once Remington?"

Eggfuck Bastard by Raaaaaaaah March 3, 2025

Eggfuck Planet

The origin: A planet far away in the cosmos where they speak an ancient language called "Egus". The planets matter constantly moves so fast that it changes the size of the habitants heads into and egg. The planet was going to explode but some parents from there decided to send their children to a planet call earth. In fact one of your friends could be and egg-bastard the most common name for and egg-bastard is "Remington".

1.(an insulting way) "Ya egg headed ass should go back to your eggfuck Planet"

Eggfuck Planet by Luh'Melly November 16, 2025

eggafuckle 

An absolute dipshited retard that most likely plays guitar hero and eats chipotle. They often refer to women as their bitch and got a 400 on the SAT before they dropped out.Has an IQ that doesn't quite reach double digits,he also has more beer than water in his diet.

"you see that guy microwaving his burrito with the foil still on man,he's such an eggafuckle."
" damn it I forgot to do my RPA i'm such an eggafuckle."

eggafuckle by DARKproductions February 19, 2019

eggfucker 

a person who fucks eggs

"Hey you got yolk dripping from your crotch region!! your'e an eggfucker!!"

eggfucker by baos December 28, 2003

Egg Fuck 

Egg Fuck is Eggnog, but 50% semen.

Martha: What do you want to drink Shelby?
Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!

Egg Fuck by Planet Cockstar's President December 22, 2014

Eggfuckingzactly 

Used as a reply in passion or anger toned to confirm or agree with what has just been said.

A: “Oh my lord, tell him to grow up, life isn’t fair.”
B: “Eggfuckingzactly!!!”

Eggfuckingzactly by YourMommaCallsMeThunder April 20, 2022