eevert

Best guy ever. Very cool and a very nice guy.

He us so eevert

eevert by Stirdxutd May 17, 2018

Everton Prime 

The number 70000006660000007 first named by Tony Padilla on numberphile

What is the scariest number?

Oh, it’s got to be the Everton Prime

Everton Prime by anonymous October 31, 2018

everto ex machina 

The opposite of Deus Ex Machina. Translates to "the demon machine." Occurs in movies when a good guy is killed for no reason.

"Damn, Sam Jackson totally got the Everto Ex Machina in Deep Blue Sea."

everto ex machina by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007

Laughing at Everton 

Laughing at Everton

Laughing at Everton is the best and funniest account on Instagram. He also has YouTube and Twitter. This account provides joy and laughter for Liverpool fans and provides misery for the bluetits. He posts daily and is the 1st and most popular “laughing at” account on instagram.

Coo coo

Laughing at Everton is used to annoy the bluetits.

Laughing at Everton by Qsx November 2, 2019

Evert 

(verb) to produce something extraordinary in a short period of time; or
(verb) to procrastinate up to the last minute, beat the deadline by a hairline and yet not appear rushed or flustered; or
(adjective) a wonderful boyfriend and a super dad.

The deadline is in 2 hours, so imma evert this paper.

He's so evert! He finds time to play with his son despite his busy schedule.

Evert by girlbackpacker September 5, 2012

Elverta 

Elverta is a skinny blonde babe with big blue eyes and a nice ass. She's great at putting shitheads in their place and encouraging bitches to speak their minds. She can only cook grill cheese sandwhiches.

Elverta will kick your ass if she hears you talking shit like that.

Elverta by Dr. Fuzzy Slippers December 31, 2012

Evert 

A swaggy motherfucker who likes to smoke weed and fuck bitches

Evert is a stoner

Evert by f4cts123 February 6, 2015