Ervert

A person so perverted, they do not deserve the P.

you are such an ervert!

by warren March 4, 2004

ervert

A perverted word that originated from a gay guy named Erv.

Erv! Stop being an ervert!

by artie March 5, 2004

Ervert

to sexually abuse a sixth grader

Erv! Stop erverting that young innocent child!

by Jeff March 9, 2004

Everton Prime

The number 70000006660000007 first named by Tony Padilla on numberphile

What is the scariest number?

Oh, it’s got to be the Everton Prime

by anonymous October 31, 2018

everto ex machina

The opposite of Deus Ex Machina. Translates to "the demon machine." Occurs in movies when a good guy is killed for no reason.

"Damn, Sam Jackson totally got the Everto Ex Machina in Deep Blue Sea."

by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007

Laughing at Everton

Laughing at Everton

Laughing at Everton is the best and funniest account on Instagram. He also has YouTube and Twitter. This account provides joy and laughter for Liverpool fans and provides misery for the bluetits. He posts daily and is the 1st and most popular “laughing at” account on instagram.

Coo coo

Laughing at Everton is used to annoy the bluetits.

by Qsx November 2, 2019

Evert

(verb) to produce something extraordinary in a short period of time; or
(verb) to procrastinate up to the last minute, beat the deadline by a hairline and yet not appear rushed or flustered; or
(adjective) a wonderful boyfriend and a super dad.

The deadline is in 2 hours, so imma evert this paper.

He's so evert! He finds time to play with his son despite his busy schedule.

by girlbackpacker September 5, 2012