edward scissorhanded
When your Latino lover refues to trim his fingernails, and uses his sharp claws to finger his woman.
edward scissorhanded by Eva Underwood August 10, 2006
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edward scissorhands
A movie by Tim Burton, reminicent of Frankenstein, in which an elderly inventor attempts to teach a machine how to be a human. The inventor dies before he can finish, leaving the "young man" with scissors for hands. The boy is left alone until an Avon lady named Pegfinds him and takes him to live with her in Florida's suburbia. At first, "Edward" is popular; but the tide turns when he falls for Peg's daughter, Kim.
edward scissorhands by aisarete July 12, 2007
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edward scissorhands
A sexual maneuver where “Edward” simultaneously gives the shocker to two girls so that he resembles Johnny Depp's character Edward Scissorhands in the 1990 movie of the same name.
Additional flair can be added by reciting quotes from the movie during the act such as, “I thought this was shish kabob.”
Advanced practitioners may also employ Sven’s technique of “cross-pollination” by swapping hands between girls, thus transferring pollen from an anther of the flower of one plant to a stigma of the flower of another plant.
Additional flair can be added by reciting quotes from the movie during the act such as, “I thought this was shish kabob.”
Advanced practitioners may also employ Sven’s technique of “cross-pollination” by swapping hands between girls, thus transferring pollen from an anther of the flower of one plant to a stigma of the flower of another plant.
Chris should order extra round pillows for his room at the Marriott, so that he can invite two girls back and go Edward Scissorhands on them.
edward scissorhands by dismal_scientist August 1, 2006
Edward Scissorhandjob
A handjob that could be outdone by even Edward Scissorhands himself. A destructive atrocity of a basic sexual maneuver.
Guy 1: Dude, why are your boxers red in the front, but white everywhere else.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.
Edward Scissorhandjob by Harold93 July 20, 2011
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edward scissorhands by iheartjohnnydepp March 31, 2004
edward scissorhands
A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.
edward scissorhands by shatteredv3 January 4, 2005
Edward Scissorhands
A girl who gives horrible, awful handjobs which result in one having a burned, scabby, wrangled, lacerated penis. You will be sore for days to come.
Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!
Edward Scissorhands by CavMan October 17, 2004