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Edred's are loud but quiet when needed to be. They often have smooth, nice hair and are rare to find. They are often very intelligent. They might do well mostly in Math and Science. Most Edred's should be very funny. They might have glasses,are not taller or shorter than their friends and classmates, almost always wear jackets, and are very nice to people who are nice to others.
Edred is one of the smartest kids in our class!
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Bony-eared ass fish 

The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.

The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.
The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.

GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
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double-edged sword 

Something that can be both an advantage and a disadvantage.
Using this tool will make the job faster, but also more dangerous, it's a bit of a double-edged sword
James: “Bro she is a eredit!”

Charles: “I know right!”
Noun. Edress in BBS days refered to the specific memory location within a computer system where electronic messages could be left for a person or organization for later retrieval.
The name e-mail later won out over edress (maybe it sounded too much like clothing?).
Edress is still used today to refer to a name or a sequence of characters that designates an e-mail account.
I first coined this word back in the 1980's BBS (Bulletin Board System) days of computer science (Someone else may have thought of it before me, but I thought of it on my own as well).
If you give me your edress I will forward the e-mail to you.
edress by Chris W. Coldren June 11, 2006

Exredacterate 

To lessen (something) beyond the bounds or the truth: understate.
I wanted to exredacterate how long my homework took to impress my teacher.
Exredacterate by Crytera May 13, 2013

One Eared Elephant 

The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.
Have you ever seen a one eared elephant? Do you want to?