The best eruditty I ever heard was Narcissus by James McCormick, Feb 20, 2008, as heard on Felder Rushing's Gestalt Gardener radio show on Mississippi Public Broadcasting; the timely song teaches Greek mythology while addressing the daffocide on the Mississippi State University campus.
Serenity without the first and last letter. She probably has an amazing personality and has a fat ass. She could be a bitch at times but only when you make her mad. She also will never get over that one guy