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Edusexual 

n. a teacher who keeps using sexual words during lecture rather than the appropriate vernacular
v. (edusexualize) to enhance your dull speech with sexual words so that people don't fall asleep while you're talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edusexualized in nature.
adv. (edusexually) describes speech which lends itself to being edusexualized.
n. What an edusexual! I thought we were learning about comparative government and politics and instead our prof just keeps saying that we need to "thrust" our ideas into the future to prevent futher "cleavage" of the state.
v. At least I wake up everytime our professor edusexualizes his topics. Without it, I'd sleep through the whole class. Luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. His edusexual style of speech amuses me because I see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. Clearly he can't get her out of his head.
adv. Was he speaking edusexually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double D breasts?
Edusexual by Kag December 28, 2005

Episexual 

Term for someone who is sexually attracted to the game Episode’s characters, but also could be used for people who are attracted to other cartoon characters.
B: “Oh my god, he’s so hot!”

H: “Um B? He’s an episode character

B: “I guess I’m Episexual”

H: “never talk to me again”
Episexual by Fishermanlove2 August 5, 2018

Edusexual 

A pedantic over educated individual that makes conversation into sex. Usually of a higher education background and often using long overly convoluted explanations for things people already know in order to gaslight them into thinking theyre more informed on a subject or wrong about small details.
Ben Shapiro is an edusexual.
Edusexual by ardjunna April 10, 2023

Edgesexual 

Too edgy to have a sexuality.
Yo that guy primo is edgesexual.
Edgesexual by teetan June 6, 2018

Eddsexual 

1. Two words: Edd Gould. The coolest dead person ever!
2. Someone who is attracted to Edd Gould
(it's like tordsexual but for Edd fan girls)
(You're welcome, darlings!)
I am eddsexual.
Eddsexual by TheMadelkat.com April 8, 2017

edensexual 

only attracted to hot and awesome people
edensexual only likes very hot people ex.hot boys , hot girls
edensexual by nickricky91 May 27, 2021