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edensexual 

only attracted to hot and awesome people
edensexual only likes very hot people ex.hot boys , hot girls
edensexual by nickricky91 May 27, 2021
Words you can keep

Evansexual 

Being totally and utterly in love with Evan Peters.
Nina: im so in love with Evan Peters i want him to rail me!

Lena: i think your evansexual!!
Evansexual by Nicolalena123 December 25, 2020

Erensexual 

This word is used on people who are too obsessed from Attack On Titans Eren Yeager.
OH GOD DAMNIT JASMINE UR SUCH A ERENSEXUAL
Erensexual by TheSlavicTeacher December 20, 2020

evansexual 

evansexual is when you are only sexual to one man an one-man only Evan Gaye, this man is the sexiest cutest daddy in the school and has a 12-inch anaconda living in his pants
Omg are you gay, No im evansexual
evansexual by BigBuzzy November 3, 2020

Edusexual 

n. a teacher who keeps using sexual words during lecture rather than the appropriate vernacular
v. (edusexualize) to enhance your dull speech with sexual words so that people don't fall asleep while you're talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edusexualized in nature.
adv. (edusexually) describes speech which lends itself to being edusexualized.
n. What an edusexual! I thought we were learning about comparative government and politics and instead our prof just keeps saying that we need to "thrust" our ideas into the future to prevent futher "cleavage" of the state.
v. At least I wake up everytime our professor edusexualizes his topics. Without it, I'd sleep through the whole class. Luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. His edusexual style of speech amuses me because I see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. Clearly he can't get her out of his head.
adv. Was he speaking edusexually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double D breasts?
Edusexual by Kag December 28, 2005

ecesexual 

A “sexuality” for people that don’t want to have a label (but it was made to be easier to express your sexuality for dumb rats) where you’re every and none of the genders in the same time as well as your sexuality.
Guy: what’s your sexuality?
An ecesexual: I’d prefer no label, but the term ecesexual makes it easier for people to understand.
G: what’s an ecesexual?
AE: i’m everything but nothing and interested in nothing and everything in the same time. consider it as no gender no sexuality.
G: y’all are going too far.

Edusexual 

A pedantic over educated individual that makes conversation into sex. Usually of a higher education background and often using long overly convoluted explanations for things people already know in order to gaslight them into thinking theyre more informed on a subject or wrong about small details.
Ben Shapiro is an edusexual.
Edusexual by ardjunna April 10, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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