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Evansexual 

Nina: im so in love with Evan Peters i want him to rail me!

Lena: i think your evansexual!!
Evansexual by Nicolalena123 December 25, 2020

Erensexual 

This word is used on people who are too obsessed from Attack On Titans Eren Yeager.
OH GOD DAMNIT JASMINE UR SUCH A ERENSEXUAL
Erensexual by TheSlavicTeacher December 20, 2020

evansexual 

evansexual is when you are only sexual to one man an one-man only Evan Gaye, this man is the sexiest cutest daddy in the school and has a 12-inch anaconda living in his pants
Omg are you gay, No im evansexual
evansexual by BigBuzzy November 3, 2020

Edusexual 

n. a teacher who keeps using sexual words during lecture rather than the appropriate vernacular
v. (edusexualize) to enhance your dull speech with sexual words so that people don't fall asleep while you're talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edusexualized in nature.
adv. (edusexually) describes speech which lends itself to being edusexualized.
n. What an edusexual! I thought we were learning about comparative government and politics and instead our prof just keeps saying that we need to "thrust" our ideas into the future to prevent futher "cleavage" of the state.
v. At least I wake up everytime our professor edusexualizes his topics. Without it, I'd sleep through the whole class. Luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. His edusexual style of speech amuses me because I see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. Clearly he can't get her out of his head.
adv. Was he speaking edusexually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double D breasts?
Edusexual by Kag December 28, 2005

ecesexual 

A “sexuality” for people that don’t want to have a label (but it was made to be easier to express your sexuality for dumb rats) where you’re every and none of the genders in the same time as well as your sexuality.
Guy: what’s your sexuality?
An ecesexual: I’d prefer no label, but the term ecesexual makes it easier for people to understand.
G: what’s an ecesexual?
AE: i’m everything but nothing and interested in nothing and everything in the same time. consider it as no gender no sexuality.
G: y’all are going too far.

Edusexual 

A pedantic over educated individual that makes conversation into sex. Usually of a higher education background and often using long overly convoluted explanations for things people already know in order to gaslight them into thinking theyre more informed on a subject or wrong about small details.
Ben Shapiro is an edusexual.
Edusexual by ardjunna April 10, 2023