Edgesexual 

Too edgy to have a sexuality.

Yo that guy primo is edgesexual.

Edgesexual by teetan June 6, 2018

Egosexual 

someone who would only have sex with themselves.

Sorry ladies, i'm an egosexual

Egosexual by cole March 21, 2004

Edusexual 

n. a teacher who keeps using sexual words during lecture rather than the appropriate vernacular
v. (edusexualize) to enhance your dull speech with sexual words so that people don't fall asleep while you're talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edusexualized in nature.
adv. (edusexually) describes speech which lends itself to being edusexualized.

n. What an edusexual! I thought we were learning about comparative government and politics and instead our prof just keeps saying that we need to "thrust" our ideas into the future to prevent futher "cleavage" of the state.
v. At least I wake up everytime our professor edusexualizes his topics. Without it, I'd sleep through the whole class. Luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. His edusexual style of speech amuses me because I see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. Clearly he can't get her out of his head.
adv. Was he speaking edusexually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double D breasts?

Edusexual by Kag December 28, 2005

Eggsexual 

Being Eggsexual means that you are attracted to eggs. It’s kind of like people who are Bisexual who are attracted to males and females, but with eggs.

Person 1: “Hey, why are you making out with that egg?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m Eggsexual.”
Person 1: “Oh, okay.”

Eggsexual by Xyliette October 8, 2018

ecesexual 

A “sexuality” for people that don’t want to have a label (but it was made to be easier to express your sexuality for dumb rats) where you’re every and none of the genders in the same time as well as your sexuality.

Guy: what’s your sexuality?
An ecesexual: I’d prefer no label, but the term ecesexual makes it easier for people to understand.
G: what’s an ecesexual?
AE: i’m everything but nothing and interested in nothing and everything in the same time. consider it as no gender no sexuality.
G: y’all are going too far.

ecesexual by beanbeanbeanbean May 17, 2020

Edusexual 

A pedantic over educated individual that makes conversation into sex. Usually of a higher education background and often using long overly convoluted explanations for things people already know in order to gaslight them into thinking theyre more informed on a subject or wrong about small details.

Ben Shapiro is an edusexual.

Edusexual by ardjunna April 10, 2023

egosexual 

A person so self-involved, he/she lacks sexual interest in either gender.

He's not playing on either team, he's an egosexual.

egosexual by Joseph Richter May 18, 2008