eyesexual

People who are only attracted to eyes.

- OMG I'm such a simp for eyes.

- So you're eyesexual.

by fuckasscum December 31, 2020

eyesexual

a person who prefers to choose a partner based on the preference they have of the shape and/or color of the other person's eye(s). Can be viewed as a shallow factor by others, but the eyesexual person takes it as a very important factor in the future of their relationships.

i/ b/Becky:i/ b/ Omg, did you see that guy's hazel eyes? So pretty.
i/ b/Jen:i/ b/ Yes, I did. He's perfect.

i/ b/Becky:i/ b/ What about that guy, the one with green eyes? You should totally hook up!
i/ b/Jen:i/ b/ Uh...no. You know I'm eyesexual I already have Mr. Hazel eyes on my sights.

by LeezDeezAmy October 4, 2015

Byesexual

(adj.) Being single for so long that you don't even remember what it's like to have Romantic/Sexual feelings.

A:" I'm byesexual"
B:" you're what?"
A:" I'm lonely as f*ck!"

by anonymous September 30, 2020

Elosexual

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

by chess12345 June 21, 2019

dyesexual

a person who is attracted to people with dyed hair and red flags

Yo did you hear about HeavenlyFather being a dyesexual?

by G12Apollo October 3, 2020

Ecosexual

Guys who like to bang rocks and trees instead of chicks.

Roy: Why the fuck are you putting your junk in a tree?
Justin Bieber: Because I'm ecosexual. Fuck yeah!

by Your_Dick November 30, 2016

Byesexual

(adj) Being single for so long that you don't even remember which of the polar genders you're interested in.

My byesexuality can be self-contradictory

by Akinloluwa October 6, 2020