ecrap

All of the electronic garbage, advertising and spam that appears in your inbox, or on any electronic device.

My useful emails get lost in the ecrap.

ecrap by Nana D September 21, 2022

Encrapture 

To have such a powerful, agreeable, and often overwhelming emotional effect on a person that it results in the person in question soiling themselves.

To fill a person with delight in a way that forces the subject to fill their pants.

He was encraptured after scoring the team's last minute winning goal so none of his team mates celebrated with him.

Sue was encraptured by Simon, who finally proposed to her after five years.

Encrapture by Finnwalk March 1, 2011

premature eclapulation

Premature Eclapulation (n.)- The process of clapping (whether it be during events such as plays, operas, and orchestral performances) when the climax of the moment (or the moment most appropriate for ovation) has not yet been reached, often followed by booing and disappointed looks.
premature ejaculation

"That idiot Jack, confusing the theatre's intermittance with the end of the play, drenched the entire audience with his premature eclapulation"

premature eclapulation by Dmitry Khrabrov December 24, 2007

Eraptuaf 

A long-necked mythological creature which exhibits rapist tendencies; generally hard to spot due to the fact that it wears mirrored sunglasses.

OMG what the hell is that???

I think it might be a giraffe.

That's cool it's wearing aviator glasses.

Awesome. It's coming this way.

HELP IT'S TRYING TO RAPE US!!!!!!!!!! ERAPTUAF SIGHTING HELP!!!

Eraptuaf by Estevan October 12, 2009

earape 

When some pig fucker edits a video to be distorted and really fuckin loud in an attempt to make you fuckin deaf

Yo bro I was listening to some earape last night and I think Im deaf in my left ear

earape by Big duck da January 19, 2017

enraptured 

enraptured(adj): To delight beyond measure, to fill with delight.

I was so enraptured by that song that I was recommended. It is as if this song was made just for me and speaks only in my language that no one else seems to understand. This person that told me to listen to this song speaks it too and they know and understand everything I have ever been through, and speaking to me through this song that they will be here for me, forever. This song is them promising me that. I am so enraptured by this song, I am going to listen to it a couple times every day.

enraptured by unrequited lover April 23, 2014

premature encrapulation 

when supermarkets and department stores put up decorations and holiday / seasonal stocks way too early.

WTF it's JANUARY and they're advertising Easter eggs for sale...bad case of premature encrapulation.

premature encrapulation by veradux January 31, 2010