1. Responsible for defeating oneself on the intarweb; independent of outside help or control.
circa 2005, term coined by observing the in-game and message board antics of Dark Age of Camelot player, Eowunyth VonWyvern - Tristan server, realm of Midgard.
a. His lack of spelling, knowledge, and gaming prowess on the internet eowned him in the face.
b. From the moment he logged on, he was eowned.
c. Eowned several times, he finally typed Delete: Y - E - S.
To be "Pro Evowned" is to suffer a bad defeat on Pro Evolution Soccer, to concede a stunning goal on Pro Evolution Soccer, or finally to miss scoring an easy goal on Pro Evolution Soccer.
The term combines the words "Pro Evo" (Shorthand for Pro Evolution Soccer) and "Owned".
1. the status of being pwned (and or owned) and being emo. (e.g. "i am emo. i just got emowned.")
2. owning an emo kid. (e.g. "i just emowned that jerk.")
3. any general emoness + ownage (this especially applies to poseur, whiny, emo/scene kids).
subject a: "liek omg...i r soooo sad. let me tattoo nautical stars on my wrists and liek...rock out."
subject b: "shut up." *punches emo bitch* "EMOWNED!"
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.