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v. tr.

1. Responsible for defeating oneself on the intarweb; independent of outside help or control.

circa 2005, term coined by observing the in-game and message board antics of Dark Age of Camelot player, Eowunyth VonWyvern - Tristan server, realm of Midgard.
a. His lack of spelling, knowledge, and gaming prowess on the internet eowned him in the face.

b. From the moment he logged on, he was eowned.

c. Eowned several times, he finally typed Delete: Y - E - S.
eowned by Fafyrd Girundirangil March 4, 2005
Related Words

pro evowned

To be "Pro Evowned" is to suffer a bad defeat on Pro Evolution Soccer, to concede a stunning goal on Pro Evolution Soccer, or finally to miss scoring an easy goal on Pro Evolution Soccer.

The term combines the words "Pro Evo" (Shorthand for Pro Evolution Soccer) and "Owned".
Player 1: Haha, you just got Pro Evowned.
Player 2: :(
pro evowned by Timmy October 10, 2004
1. the status of being pwned (and or owned) and being emo. (e.g. "i am emo. i just got emowned.")
2. owning an emo kid. (e.g. "i just emowned that jerk.")
3. any general emoness + ownage (this especially applies to poseur, whiny, emo/scene kids).
subject a: "liek omg...i r soooo sad. let me tattoo nautical stars on my wrists and liek...rock out."
subject b: "shut up." *punches emo bitch* "EMOWNED!"
emowned by squidlove December 12, 2005
being the recipient of a harsh and derogatory comment by eponodyne
oh my god, wango was just epowned!
epowned by thekev May 17, 2006
To be or get owned by an emo.
-*Emo slaps some guy in face* "You just got Emowned!"

-*Points at ES* "Ur Emowned"
Emowned by Mikaal September 12, 2006

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026