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tides of sephra 

an amazing spazzmodicc masterbation band from blakburn and burnley in the uk.
"lets go shag a fruit pastel in the garden of eden whilst listening to tides of sephra!"

tides low, crabs are on the rocks 

1) Associated with the verb of leave. For exaple, leaving. Used primarily when you and your firends are at a party and realize its crap. So you want to leave.

2) When are guys balls are itchy and he wishes to alert people to that fact before scratching.
1) guy a; "Man! who's party's this"
guy b; "dunno man, Its fucked"
guy c; "i think its some guy called dave"
camel toe
dave; "This parties crap"
guy a; "yeah, tides low crabs are on the rocks"

2) guy a; "Tides low, crabs are on the rocks"
guy b; "stop scratching your balls fuckhead"
girl a (skanky hoe); "i'll scratch your balls for you"
girl b (previoulsy skanky hoe); "he gave me crabs"

Green Grass and High Tides

One of the most relaxing, underrated songs ever written. Green Grass has, like many songs of its kind, lyrics that don't literally apply to our life but can be if examined or listened to carefully.

The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.
*Green Grass and High Tides is playing*
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.

Big Tides 

The large breasts of a fine woman, a stacked chick, big boobs
Yo, check out da big tides on that waitress.
Big Tides by Mt. Pleasant January 20, 2010

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 

The 4th film in the Pirates of the Caribbean series. It's about Captain Jack Sparrow looking for the Fountain of Youth. Released in theaters on May 20, 2011. Doesn't have Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightley but still has Johnny Depp.

peppery tides 

Its a word which lawds use and means " its all good"
peppery tides by kcaj! October 21, 2010