eowned 

v. tr.

1. Responsible for defeating oneself on the intarweb; independent of outside help or control.

circa 2005, term coined by observing the in-game and message board antics of Dark Age of Camelot player, Eowunyth VonWyvern - Tristan server, realm of Midgard.

a. His lack of spelling, knowledge, and gaming prowess on the internet eowned him in the face.

b. From the moment he logged on, he was eowned.

c. Eowned several times, he finally typed Delete: Y - E - S.

eowned by Fafyrd Girundirangil March 4, 2005

Ewned

Another version of the word "Owned". Much like "pwned" but uaually pronounced without the "p" like "ooond". Usually referred in games when one has achieved something great. It is one of the latest "ownage" words out there during this time period.

Somone gets shot in the face in a game.
Player: "Ewned!!!"

Ewned by BlueStreak22 December 24, 2008

pro evowned

To be "Pro Evowned" is to suffer a bad defeat on Pro Evolution Soccer, to concede a stunning goal on Pro Evolution Soccer, or finally to miss scoring an easy goal on Pro Evolution Soccer.

The term combines the words "Pro Evo" (Shorthand for Pro Evolution Soccer) and "Owned".

Player 1: Haha, you just got Pro Evowned.
Player 2: :(

pro evowned by Timmy October 10, 2004

emowned

1. the status of being pwned (and or owned) and being emo. (e.g. "i am emo. i just got emowned.")
2. owning an emo kid. (e.g. "i just emowned that jerk.")
3. any general emoness + ownage (this especially applies to poseur, whiny, emo/scene kids).

subject a: "liek omg...i r soooo sad. let me tattoo nautical stars on my wrists and liek...rock out."
subject b: "shut up." *punches emo bitch* "EMOWNED!"

emowned by squidlove December 12, 2005

epowned 

being the recipient of a harsh and derogatory comment by eponodyne

oh my god, wango was just epowned!

epowned by thekev May 17, 2006

ecowned

To clutch with pistols on a gun round in CS

We just ecowned those faken tides

ecowned by Sausage boy April 20, 2006

Emowned

To be or get owned by an emo.

-*Emo slaps some guy in face* "You just got Emowned!"

-*Points at ES* "Ur Emowned"

Emowned by Mikaal September 12, 2006