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1. the status of being pwned (and or owned) and being emo. (e.g. "i am emo. i just got emowned.")
2. owning an emo kid. (e.g. "i just emowned that jerk.")
3. any general emoness + ownage (this especially applies to poseur, whiny, emo/scene kids).
subject a: "liek omg...i r soooo sad. let me tattoo nautical stars on my wrists and liek...rock out."
subject b: "shut up." *punches emo bitch* "EMOWNED!"
emowned by squidlove December 12, 2005
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To be or get owned by an emo.
-*Emo slaps some guy in face* "You just got Emowned!"

-*Points at ES* "Ur Emowned"
Emowned by Mikaal September 12, 2006
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v. tr.

1. Responsible for defeating oneself on the intarweb; independent of outside help or control.

circa 2005, term coined by observing the in-game and message board antics of Dark Age of Camelot player, Eowunyth VonWyvern - Tristan server, realm of Midgard.
a. His lack of spelling, knowledge, and gaming prowess on the internet eowned him in the face.

b. From the moment he logged on, he was eowned.

c. Eowned several times, he finally typed Delete: Y - E - S.
eowned by Fafyrd Girundirangil March 4, 2005

pro evowned

To be "Pro Evowned" is to suffer a bad defeat on Pro Evolution Soccer, to concede a stunning goal on Pro Evolution Soccer, or finally to miss scoring an easy goal on Pro Evolution Soccer.

The term combines the words "Pro Evo" (Shorthand for Pro Evolution Soccer) and "Owned".
Player 1: Haha, you just got Pro Evowned.
Player 2: :(
pro evowned by Timmy October 10, 2004
being the recipient of a harsh and derogatory comment by eponodyne
oh my god, wango was just epowned!
epowned by thekev May 17, 2006
To clutch with pistols on a gun round in CS
We just ecowned those faken tides
ecowned by Sausage boy April 20, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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