eating contest 

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

eating contest by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Belgian Pie Eating Contest 

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.

When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.

Belgian Pie Eating Contest by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009

shit eating contest 

A particularly bad situation in which people seem to be unwittingly exacerbating things.

The Bush administration, a literal shit eating contest, the current job market.

shit eating contest by Jelly Mason July 10, 2014

banana eating contest 

U.S. Navy slang; Game in which many promiscuous women give multiple men blowjobs.

After a fabulous show, the bassist asked the audience if any ladies want to have a banana eating contest backstage.

banana eating contest by Natalija July 22, 2007

poop eating contest 

A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.

Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.

poop eating contest by JarMan September 21, 2003

Hot Dog Eating Contest 

The act of trying to fit as many dicks in your mouth as possible

Two girls had a hot dog eating contest with the entire football team!

Hot Dog Eating Contest by H-farkswag March 21, 2015

Pie Eating Contest 

A lesbian orgy

My girlfriend went to a pie eating contest at the fair, and doesn't like hot dogs any more.

Pie Eating Contest by cloudedview August 1, 2008