"Eastland Grocery" A store located in Cabramatta, Australia, in which there is a dense asian population. The Vietnamese name of the store sounds extremely alike to the word "dumb cunt". Instead of using the outdated word "dumb cunt" you would refer to someone as working at Eastland Groceries.

Johnny: After 3000rpm the VTEC just flicks LA.
Normal Person: This guy must work at Eastland Groceries.
Johnny: Hey, can you buy me some food?

eastland by dohc vtec July 16, 2008

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of the large predominent group of homosepians, god has granted them with the gift to be the best, or at least near the top. either a sexy man pudding, or a woman angel cake, they are sweet, sugary, and of every kind of goodness in this earth, or possibly on mars if there is life.

Wow, you are the most amazing person ever, your such an Eastman.
Who said nobody can be perfect? eastmans are.

Eastman by cashmoneytheflowthugstar March 23, 2008

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eastland texas

A small town in Texas. Located in what's known as the big country. A place where everyone knows your business. 3/4 of the population has been to prison or safp for buying drugs, selling drugs, or failing a u.a. on probation. The best job you can hope to find here is at EBAA or Allsups on main street. Most of the people in the town are related in one way or another. It's a black hole. Most people who try to leave this town get sucked back in. Most of the residents were born and raised here. Outsiders are not easily accepted here. There is a saying here that you drive through this location you leave on probation.

Eastland texas has a corrupt legal system.

eastland texas by Christi2469 June 12, 2018

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A man who lives on woman

The Eastman was up to his old tricks living off his new girlfriend

Eastman by Dr. Homeslice February 27, 2022

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