Eastman

of the large predominent group of homosepians, god has granted them with the gift to be the best, or at least near the top. either a sexy man pudding, or a woman angel cake, they are sweet, sugary, and of every kind of goodness in this earth, or possibly on mars if there is life.

Wow, you are the most amazing person ever, your such an Eastman.
Who said nobody can be perfect? eastmans are.

by cashmoneytheflowthugstar March 23, 2008

Eastman

A man who lives on woman

The Eastman was up to his old tricks living off his new girlfriend

by Dr. Homeslice February 27, 2022

eastman

Eastman is to dick slap someone so hard they are unconscious

Last night I eastman'd julia and she didnt wake up.

by handjalina jobie January 07, 2012

eastmaned

When you accidentally see up the shorts of a friend who isn't wearing underwear.

I looked up as Rick was rappeling down the cliff and got eastmaned.

by mzampino May 22, 2016

Dale Eastman

The most awesome beard you will have ever laid eyes upon.

In a sentence 'Oh man, that guy has an awesome Dale Eastman around his
Mouth!'

by Anoosey November 22, 2013

George Eastman

Founder of Kodak. Ironically hated having his picture taken.

see above "George Eastman"

by julyjr1103 December 17, 2008

The Eastman Effect

The Eastman Effect is when you are called gay on the street by a homeless man and out of fear of a potentially awkward conversation you are FORCED to produce $2o :(

Guy 1: I was walking down Gibbs st. when the Eastman Effect happened to me again!

Guy 2: WOW! Thats the third time today man! This is very unfortunate, you shouldn't be allowed to have money.

by b0ss_69 September 21, 2020