The best school district in Washington, but is overwhelmed with illeagal orchard workers. Eastmont also enjoys kicking the fat ugly ass of Wenatchee.
Person 1: Hey man, i heard wenatcheesucks a lot of dick! Person 2: Yeah lotsa beaners, i wish i lived in eastmont, at least we wouldn't be a bunch of douche bags!
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.