earotic

something triggering an eargasm or stimulating the ears to the brink of earjaculation.

tom cruise: did you hear that new clay aiken song on the radio?! it was so earotic!

perez hilton: yeah, i almost had an eargasm!

tom cruise: i almost had an orgasm!

by it's a great day... November 25, 2010

Erotic Barber

Irl name Brandon Curington, The Erotic Barber gives niggas haircuts while naked and has you do that Bust That Nut Challenge with him. If you ever wanted to get a haircut but don’t want any hair on your clothes, Brandon is your man.

Daquan: Ay Tyrone I’m gonna hit up Brandon, he gives me that good fade.
Tyrone: Nigga ain’t Brandon that Erotic Barber I’ve been hearin about? He’s a fuckin fag nigga he loves seeing nigga’s dicks and let’s em stroke his.
Daquan: He give me dat good fade tho, and plus It’s Hump Day, and I tagged dem 3 big dick ass niggas for a discount.

by Lobert_Rarsh September 30, 2022

eroticon

An emoticon that doesn't resemble emotions of any sort, but erotica... or graphic dirty sex smut.

Here are some examples of filthy eroticons....

( o )( o ) is big breasts.

(O)(O) is big nipple breasts.

(. V .) is bra-covered breasts.

O
 |\__O
/ /   \  is doggy style.

O{<---O{< is.... um... I have no clue what that is.

by PDXJohnny99 May 1, 2013

auto erotic barneyfication

Auto Erotic Barneyfication is a sexual gratification term that arose out of the underground sex party scene in Berlin, Germany in the late 1990s. It involves (generally) men who like to dress up as Barney the purple Dinosaur & engage in sexual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a T-Rex.

I met this guy at the Halloween Party dressed as Barney the Dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until I walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing BJs. It transpires this dude is a practitioner of Auto Erotic Barneyfication

by DinoLarry July 26, 2010

Erotic Muse

A dynamic and sexually aware woman who inspires men to be their best in bed.

I met a new gal last night and she took me home with her.
How was she?
She is my new Erotic Muse!

by satireV September 27, 2010

ayesha erotica

the worlds #1 coke whore

ayesha stan: "hey im listening to ayesha erotica"
ugly bastard: "SHES PROBLEMATIC11!!!!!111!111 CANCELLED KYS GO SLIT SLUT"
ayesha stan: "chillin in my iced out prada frames"

by eva' July 20, 2022

erotic city

A song by Prince that came out as a b-side to the monster smash hit "Lets Go Crazy" in 1984. This song is funky as hell, has a badass bassline and can work any dance floor to this day. Also percussionist Sheila E. appears on the track.

"every time I comb my hair, thoughts of you get in my eyes...you're a sinner I don't care--I just want your creamy thighs"

"Erotic City come alive"

by the coolest person ever........you know it July 28, 2008