Definitions by satireV

Cheetos Penis 

Trump, orange, small hands, a wrinkly small cock!

Trump needs to smoke some weed! He would get the munchies, then eat his own Cheetos Penis. proving he isn't anti-gay.

Cheetos Penis by satireV February 1, 2017

Meta-Morph Mistress 

A Meta-Morph Mistress is your girlfriend on the side, who can change into what ever fantasy you can imagine. From a Honeymoon Honey, to a Porn Star Paramour, or an Elegant Seductress, she is THE uber GFE!

Jack: I heard you got a new mistress.
Me: Yup, Reagan. She is a Meta-Morph Mistress!
Jack: Meta-Morph? WTF is that?
Me: She morphs into your wildest fantasy . . . girlfriend, lover, or companion.
Jack: That's wild!
Me: Yup, she even morphed me!

Meta-Morph Mistress by satireV June 15, 2012

Covert Courtesan

A Covert Courtesan is an escort who is extremely Under The Radar (UTR), so much so she may actually be a "Unicorn." Though hidden from public, the Covert Courtesan is the best lay in the city.

John: Who is that?

Me: THAT is, Cain . . . Candi Cain, the Covert Courtesan! She is so hot and great in the sack they created a new phrase for her. "The Covert Courtesan Experience." She is shagadelic!

Covert Courtesan by satireV August 14, 2011

Erotic Muse 

A dynamic and sexually aware woman who inspires men to be their best in bed.

I met a new gal last night and she took me home with her.
How was she?
She is my new Erotic Muse!

Erotic Muse by satireV September 27, 2010