earjack

The act of stealing expensive earrings off of a person usually achieved quickest by slicing the entire ear off and driving down the sidewalk in a motorcycle to get away.

"Damnnn! That bitch just got earjacked, I bet if those weren't Harry Winston she could still hear."

earjack by Riff1771 February 17, 2008

earjacking 

Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.

Bob totally earjacked my conversation with Susie and now everyone knows I got a boob job.

earjacking by chaniqua July 8, 2005

earjaculation 

When your ear spaffs a collection of wax out without any warning whatsoever. Often whilst chatting to a colleague.

Whilst chatting to Nick I had an earjaculation. It was a big surprise to both of us, especially as eye contact was in full force.

earjaculation by sevsevs February 28, 2019

Earjaculate 

Just like ejaculation but in the ear. Mainly while listening to amazing music.

Nathaniel: Wow, that song is eargamsic!

John: Tell me about it, I think I am to earjaculate!

Earjaculate by Pete616 November 14, 2010

Earjaculation 

When you listen to new music and you instantly feel that orgasmic feeling come over your body and all is right in the world.

Listening to The Mars Volta made me experience earjaculation for the first time

Earjaculation by svestiaz July 1, 2010

earjacking 

Making your friends listen to horrible music against their will.

I hate riding in the van with her, I'm always earjacked!

earjacking by Amanda_W July 26, 2005

earjacking 

To jack off in someones ear.

I was earjacking justin when the phone rang.

earjacking by salvatore tranny vitale May 16, 2008