Definitions by Riff1771
clumsyfuck
A fucking extremely clumsy person, often only reserved for the maker of clumsy errors made under pressure or in front of an audience.
That clumsyfuck of a waiter dropped the entire tray at Madonna's table.
That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck
That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck
clumsyfuck by Riff1771 February 24, 2008
earjack
The act of stealing expensive earrings off of a person usually achieved quickest by slicing the entire ear off and driving down the sidewalk in a motorcycle to get away.