earjackulate

To stick a Miley Cyrus tooth tunes toothbrush so far into the ear, you experience an orgasmic effect.

I earjackulate while watching Hannah Montana.

by buttfucked666 January 17, 2015

Erackulate

The experience of having sex with a late term pregnant woman, and in doing so, her tits are squirting milk at you.

I was having sex with Naomi last night, and while she was riding me, she Erackulated all over my face. It was kinda hot!

by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019

earjaculation

When your ear spaffs a collection of wax out without any warning whatsoever. Often whilst chatting to a colleague.

Whilst chatting to Nick I had an earjaculation. It was a big surprise to both of us, especially as eye contact was in full force.

by sevsevs February 28, 2019

Earjaculate

Just like ejaculation but in the ear. Mainly while listening to amazing music.

Nathaniel: Wow, that song is eargamsic!

John: Tell me about it, I think I am to earjaculate!

by Pete616 November 14, 2010

Earjaculation

When you listen to new music and you instantly feel that orgasmic feeling come over your body and all is right in the world.

Listening to The Mars Volta made me experience earjaculation for the first time

by svestiaz July 1, 2010

ejackulate

another word for ejaculation to a person who has the name jackson, jack or something close to the term

hey jackson have you ejackulated yet?

by BetaKabore December 28, 2018

ejackulate

What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".

If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!

by QuacksO February 6, 2023