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earjackulate 

To stick a Miley Cyrus tooth tunes toothbrush so far into the ear, you experience an orgasmic effect.
I earjackulate while watching Hannah Montana.
earjackulate by buttfucked666 January 17, 2015
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Erackulate 

The experience of having sex with a late term pregnant woman, and in doing so, her tits are squirting milk at you.
I was having sex with Naomi last night, and while she was riding me, she Erackulated all over my face. It was kinda hot!
Erackulate by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019

earjaculation 

When your ear spaffs a collection of wax out without any warning whatsoever. Often whilst chatting to a colleague.
Whilst chatting to Nick I had an earjaculation. It was a big surprise to both of us, especially as eye contact was in full force.
earjaculation by sevsevs February 28, 2019

Earjaculate 

Just like ejaculation but in the ear. Mainly while listening to amazing music.
Nathaniel: Wow, that song is eargamsic!

John: Tell me about it, I think I am to earjaculate!
Earjaculate by Pete616 November 14, 2010

Earjaculation 

When you listen to new music and you instantly feel that orgasmic feeling come over your body and all is right in the world.
Listening to The Mars Volta made me experience earjaculation for the first time
Earjaculation by svestiaz July 1, 2010

ejackulate

another word for ejaculation to a person who has the name jackson, jack or something close to the term
hey jackson have you ejackulated yet?
ejackulate by BetaKabore December 28, 2018

ejackulate

What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".
If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!
ejackulate by QuacksO February 6, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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