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A lanky person whos always up for a fight but can be shy around women, very accident prone but still pretty awesome
Guy 1: Dude what happened
Eames: Got in a brawl, beat up 5 guys and then tripped and broke two ribs
Guy 1: Sounds like a good weekend
Eames by lanky guy 666 April 6, 2012

leon eames

big oinkster looks like a pig his father is a famous author that helps you with all your impossible problems.
oh look it a leon eames in the farm
leon eames by halpep November 21, 2019

Will Hallem eames 

Will hallem eames has a small penis
Will Hallem eames by Bighead2344 November 30, 2019
Another term for MSN : )
Abbie: Soo what you doin' tonight then Laura?
Laura: Oooft just goin' on Emessen Abbie babes, Zakeery will be on :P you can give him sexy time ;)...
Emessen by olly onion February 25, 2008

exmessage 

When you text an ex accidentally thinking it goes to someone else so an awkward conversation starts.
Yo i meant to text you yesterday about that porn site i subscribed to but i pulled an exmessage somehow, and I had to go into conversation for like an hour so she doesn't tell anyone.
exmessage by SteamedBroccoli March 8, 2009
Somone so stupid he cant even take a joke. Nobody likes him and he actually turns women off
I would do anything to be like an elmessery
elmessery by anonymous May 25, 2021