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A lanky person whos always up for a fight but can be shy around women, very accident prone but still pretty awesome
Guy 1: Dude what happened
Eames: Got in a brawl, beat up 5 guys and then tripped and broke two ribs
Guy 1: Sounds like a good weekend
Eames by lanky guy 666 April 6, 2012

leon eames

big oinkster looks like a pig his father is a famous author that helps you with all your impossible problems.
oh look it a leon eames in the farm
leon eames by halpep November 21, 2019

Will Hallem eames 

Will hallem eames has a small penis
Will Hallem eames by Bighead2344 November 30, 2019
Another term for MSN : )
Abbie: Soo what you doin' tonight then Laura?
Laura: Oooft just goin' on Emessen Abbie babes, Zakeery will be on :P you can give him sexy time ;)...
Emessen by olly onion February 25, 2008

exmessage 

When you text an ex accidentally thinking it goes to someone else so an awkward conversation starts.
Yo i meant to text you yesterday about that porn site i subscribed to but i pulled an exmessage somehow, and I had to go into conversation for like an hour so she doesn't tell anyone.
exmessage by SteamedBroccoli March 8, 2009
Somone so stupid he cant even take a joke. Nobody likes him and he actually turns women off
I would do anything to be like an elmessery
elmessery by anonymous May 25, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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