exmessage

When you text an ex accidentally thinking it goes to someone else so an awkward conversation starts.

Yo i meant to text you yesterday about that porn site i subscribed to but i pulled an exmessage somehow, and I had to go into conversation for like an hour so she doesn't tell anyone.

by SteamedBroccoli March 8, 2009

ex message

text from your ex.

Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.

Antonio - hey you got a text message.

Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.

Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.

Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?

Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.

Brad - Oh how lovely.

Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?

Brad - erm yeah sure.

Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.

Brad - Right...

Antonio - You're so hot.

Brad - What?

Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.

by Rickitson January 19, 2008

Excerssage

1. Working out while recieving a massage.

2. A, typically, two person interaction of
a. Client
b. Trainer
Where b. massages a. while a. lifts weights or participates in an activity of physical fitness.

3. Something similar to what is seen in the David Banner music video "Play".

4. The art of releasing tight muscles while building tight muscles.

1. " Babe, stop being jealous. That guy, Nichodemius, massaging my glutes while I performed lunges is my EXCERSSAGE instructor. It's all in the name of fitness."

2. "I want to feel loose while getting tight"

3. "I am stressed and fat and have a kink in my neck. Time to excerssage."

4. "I am having trouble with solo excerssage... want to be my instructor?"

by Meg'n Bex July 30, 2009