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A person who is a combination of following:

Not too smart
Doesn't think things through
Exaggerates a lot
"Dude, I got with this girl who was so fucking hot last night"

"Shut up Eaker! Are you talking about that sea creature you were with?"

*silence*

Eaker by Tha G March 14, 2008
Words you can keep
If someone is an eaker,they are ungrateful for what they got and want something better, they then complain for hours what they wanted instead of what you got them/what they have.
Person: Hey! I bought you this iPhone 11.

Person 2: Ugh,but I wanted the iPhone 11 Pro Max! Seriosuly why didn’t you get me the iPhone 11 Pro Max ugh.

Person: Oh my gosh you’re such an eaker! I can’t stand this.
Eaker by Nataliadenise October 13, 2020
Related Words
Eakers are fake shoes so you take out the S in Sneaker, because obviously their not real shoes.
Dude Look at Cody's Sneakers!!
Yeah, bro more like eakers!!!
Eaker by Xx_PinkEmoji_xX November 6, 2015

Eaker Peaker

it’s when you don’t stop annoying people and keep looking at there phone and bothering them
“You’re an eaker peaker and really annoying.”
Eaker Peaker by EEKKK December 29, 2021

Flaccid eater 

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover
Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater
Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Steven Hawkings soup eater 

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.
Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

Coach Eager 

Coach Eugene Eager is a legendary high school football coach in the state of Louisiana since 1975. Has won nine state titles and is known for his inspiring speeches and ability to turn boys into men. He loves nudie magazines, free beer, gambling, nudie bars, football, his "smoking hot" wife Tami-Lynn, and causing a general ruckus in the community. He is well known for his catch phrase "GATA!" that is an acronym standing for "Get After Their Asses" which he uses to fire up his players. He is also known for his excessively difficult practices often conditioning his players until they puke or pass out from exhaustion. He will try to win every game by any means necessary and sometimes uses morally questionable techniques in the pursuit of victory. Despite all his success, Coach Eager has remained living at the trailer park he has grown up in down in the bayou of Baton Rouge, Louisiana where he constantly throws wild post-game parties whether his team wins or loses. Although Coach Eager can be a wild man and full of himself at times, he is a legend and well respected in the community.
Player 1: Jesus Christ Coach Eager really isn't going to end practice until everyone of us pukes is he?
Player 2: He's so drunk I don't think he even knows where he is right now, damn he is a real legend, can't wait until the wild bayou party after tomorrow's game!
Coach Eager by HSFootball October 6, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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