Eaker

A person who is a combination of following:

Not too smart
Doesn't think things through
Exaggerates a lot

"Dude, I got with this girl who was so fucking hot last night"

"Shut up Eaker! Are you talking about that sea creature you were with?"

*silence*

by Tha G March 14, 2008

Eaker

If someone is an eaker,they are ungrateful for what they got and want something better, they then complain for hours what they wanted instead of what you got them/what they have.

Person: Hey! I bought you this iPhone 11.

Person 2: Ugh,but I wanted the iPhone 11 Pro Max! Seriosuly why didn’t you get me the iPhone 11 Pro Max ugh.

Person: Oh my gosh you’re such an eaker! I can’t stand this.

by Nataliadenise October 13, 2020

Eaker

Eakers are fake shoes so you take out the S in Sneaker, because obviously their not real shoes.

Dude Look at Cody's Sneakers!!
Yeah, bro more like eakers!!!

by Xx_PinkEmoji_xX November 6, 2015

Eaker Peaker

it’s when you don’t stop annoying people and keep looking at there phone and bothering them

“You’re an eaker peaker and really annoying.”

by EEKKK December 29, 2021

Flaccid eater

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Steven Hawkings soup eater

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

Coach Eager

Coach Eugene Eager is a legendary high school football coach in the state of Louisiana since 1975. Has won nine state titles and is known for his inspiring speeches and ability to turn boys into men. He loves nudie magazines, free beer, gambling, nudie bars, football, his "smoking hot" wife Tami-Lynn, and causing a general ruckus in the community. He is well known for his catch phrase "GATA!" that is an acronym standing for "Get After Their Asses" which he uses to fire up his players. He is also known for his excessively difficult practices often conditioning his players until they puke or pass out from exhaustion. He will try to win every game by any means necessary and sometimes uses morally questionable techniques in the pursuit of victory. Despite all his success, Coach Eager has remained living at the trailer park he has grown up in down in the bayou of Baton Rouge, Louisiana where he constantly throws wild post-game parties whether his team wins or loses. Although Coach Eager can be a wild man and full of himself at times, he is a legend and well respected in the community.

Player 1: Jesus Christ Coach Eager really isn't going to end practice until everyone of us pukes is he?
Player 2: He's so drunk I don't think he even knows where he is right now, damn he is a real legend, can't wait until the wild bayou party after tomorrow's game!

by HSFootball October 6, 2018