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Bony-eared ass fish
The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.
The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.
The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.
The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.
GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
Bony-eared ass fish by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 31, 2023
eirene
Quiet, calm and reasoned. Always dreamy but memorizes keenly every detail you may never notice at all. Loyal to extreme.
Frighteningly intelligent was eirene's gift. mysterious enough to make her extremely dangerous. Getting on her bad is suicide.
Eirene will never show her anger but inside, it is burning hell to devour. Looking innocent and smiling peacefully, her expressive blue eyes spoke volumes of her shameless schemes.
Frighteningly intelligent was eirene's gift. mysterious enough to make her extremely dangerous. Getting on her bad is suicide.
Eirene will never show her anger but inside, it is burning hell to devour. Looking innocent and smiling peacefully, her expressive blue eyes spoke volumes of her shameless schemes.
Ex: erm...hi eirene
Eirene: hello bert, you seem gloomy.
Ex: oh! Just i seem to have worse luck these days!
Eirene: i'm sure you'll do fine. (She turns as ex missed the grin) it is "supposed" to be our perfect day.
Ex: umm...eirene i have to say no...
Eirene: nonsense! Victoria won't surely mind...she is preoccupied...
Ex: how did you know victoria,
Eirene still grinning: why should i not? I work with her. You can imagine my delight when i find a common interest. Sweet lovely victoria.
Ex was gone in a blur
Eirene: hello bert, you seem gloomy.
Ex: oh! Just i seem to have worse luck these days!
Eirene: i'm sure you'll do fine. (She turns as ex missed the grin) it is "supposed" to be our perfect day.
Ex: umm...eirene i have to say no...
Eirene: nonsense! Victoria won't surely mind...she is preoccupied...
Ex: how did you know victoria,
Eirene still grinning: why should i not? I work with her. You can imagine my delight when i find a common interest. Sweet lovely victoria.
Ex was gone in a blur
One Eared Elephant
The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.
One Eared Elephant by jawbutt_teh_nutt February 12, 2008
Cloth eared bint
Cloth eared bint by Saz178 June 24, 2008
Eirene
A beautiful Greek goddess. She is nice to everyone and very friendly. She isn't boring or a drag. She is pretty much, well, the SHIT.
pointy eared leaf lover
1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves
3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
2)A derogatory term for elves
3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”
Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
pointy eared leaf lover by SirTomNorth October 10, 2022