eaire

A name, spunky, won't find someone else like them, always trying to impress

Eaire ate a whole pizza

eaire by Doggolove December 21, 2016

Bony-eared ass fish 

The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.

The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.

The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.

GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!

Bony-eared ass fish by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 31, 2023

eirene 

Quiet, calm and reasoned. Always dreamy but memorizes keenly every detail you may never notice at all. Loyal to extreme.

Frighteningly intelligent was eirene's gift. mysterious enough to make her extremely dangerous. Getting on her bad is suicide.

Eirene will never show her anger but inside, it is burning hell to devour. Looking innocent and smiling peacefully, her expressive blue eyes spoke volumes of her shameless schemes.

Ex: erm...hi eirene
Eirene: hello bert, you seem gloomy.
Ex: oh! Just i seem to have worse luck these days!
Eirene: i'm sure you'll do fine. (She turns as ex missed the grin) it is "supposed" to be our perfect day.
Ex: umm...eirene i have to say no...
Eirene: nonsense! Victoria won't surely mind...she is preoccupied...
Ex: how did you know victoria,
Eirene still grinning: why should i not? I work with her. You can imagine my delight when i find a common interest. Sweet lovely victoria.
Ex was gone in a blur

eirene by ssss000 October 19, 2015

One Eared Elephant 

The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.

Have you ever seen a one eared elephant? Do you want to?

One Eared Elephant by jawbutt_teh_nutt February 12, 2008

Cloth eared bint 

Deaf stupid female.

my god are you listening you cloth eared bint?

Cloth eared bint by Saz178 June 24, 2008

Eirene 

A beautiful Greek goddess. She is nice to everyone and very friendly. She isn't boring or a drag. She is pretty much, well, the SHIT.

That Eirene girl is so chill.

Eirene by Neekk August 25, 2010

pointy eared leaf lover

1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves

3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer

Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”

Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”

pointy eared leaf lover by SirTomNorth October 10, 2022