a very old, stinky crone with three breasts and extremely long underarm hair. Often seen in Tank tops. It makes noises like a rooster being castrated.

After seeing the three breasted Eagle monster, I seared my retinas with a fat joint to purge her from my eye's and memory.

Three breasted Eaglemonster by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

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Eggleton

1. Violence And/Or Self Destructive Behaviour

2. Anarchistic / Rebellious Against Authority

3. Notorious Womanizer / Charming Personality

4. Affiliated With Crime Syndicates / Repeated Arrests By Police / Anti Snitch Code Of Ethics

5. An Individual With A Dissociative Identity Disorder (Multiple Personality Disorder) And/Or Sociopath

6. Also Can Refer To A Misunderstood Person / Foreigner.

1. That EGGLETON is in another street fight! The Police are on the way! What the hell happened this time?

2. That EGGLETON is so Babaero! What a F*** Boy!

Eggleton by Ndrangheta June 24, 2022

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Eagletoned

When someone in a position of power is forced out after allegations of underlying disorders or mental health conditions resurface.

Named after former U.S Senator Thomas Eagleton, who was forced to withdrawal from being George McGovern's running mate in the 1972 Presidential Election after he admitted to being hospitalized with bouts of depression throughout his life.

Jeff was really excited about becoming the new Assistant Manager but once his boss found out he had dyslexia Jeff was Eagletoned.

Eagletoned by Pickle Richard July 12, 2021

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Matthew Eaglestone

A Matthew Eaglestone is a person that is most likley british and is pansexual

MATTHEW EAGLESTONE STOP WRITING DEFINITIONS ABOUT ME

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Eagletown

A place in OK where you don't go unless you know someone or are related to someone who is there; no man's land

You're from Eagletown? Gee, I'm afraid to go there.

Eagletown by Osagewoman February 22, 2011

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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