Definitions by cletus&cooter

fatassalbright

A rotund whore normally found in the third stall of the ladies room sleeping, masturbating, shooting heroin or her favorite SUCKING JEROMES BALLS.

Hey kevin, did you see were the fatassalbright went? Yes, she is in third stall. Oh I should have none,(lazy whore)

fatassalbright by cletus&cooter August 4, 2003

LesLeeism 

Meaningless, boring chatter pouring out of the cock holster of a frumpy, fat assed blonde chick.

I was cornered by the giggling hyena this morning with a 45 minute LesLeeism. We then had to give the cunt a stupid Leslee to shut her the fuck up. (see stupid Leslee)

LesLeeism by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

egghead 

A serial rapist/child molester with unruly and disturbing facial hair who lives in his mother's basement.

Dude, check out the dismembered hooker in the back of eggheads truck. Dude, check her for weed.

egghead by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

Two Thirds 

One out of three children born with a working brain.

Hey, did you see two thirds today, or is he helping his sister off of the short bus?

Two Thirds by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

Three breasted Eaglemonster

a very old, stinky crone with three breasts and extremely long underarm hair. Often seen in Tank tops. It makes noises like a rooster being castrated.

After seeing the three breasted Eagle monster, I seared my retinas with a fat joint to purge her from my eye's and memory.

Three breasted Eaglemonster by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

The red necked Gifford 

Fond of roadkill and tractors. Easily provoked by the color black. Sexually attracted to sheep and constipated boy like office personnel. Travels with chickens and discarded cans of busch beer in the back of it's rusted out truck.

The red necked Gifford was spotted mounting Beth from behind will making her scream "Baaaaaa, sheer me you naughty farm boy!"

The red necked Gifford by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

mule kick 

Female retaliation to the Donkey Punch

After I Donkey Punched John's wife, she delivered an almost pleasant mule kick to my genitalia.

mule kick by Cletus&Cooter April 2, 2003