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a very old, stinky crone with three breasts and extremely long underarm hair. Often seen in Tank tops. It makes noises like a rooster being castrated.
After seeing the three breasted Eagle monster, I seared my retinas with a fat joint to purge her from my eye's and memory.
by cletus&cooter August 01, 2003
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