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Eagletoned

When someone in a position of power is forced out after allegations of underlying disorders or mental health conditions resurface.

Named after former U.S Senator Thomas Eagleton, who was forced to withdrawal from being George McGovern's running mate in the 1972 Presidential Election after he admitted to being hospitalized with bouts of depression throughout his life.
Jeff was really excited about becoming the new Assistant Manager but once his boss found out he had dyslexia Jeff was Eagletoned.
Eagletoned by Pickle Richard July 12, 2021
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Eagletized

(1)To become confused by overwhelming logic. (2)To succumb to impressive analytics and ratiocination. (3) To attempt to follow along without page numbers.
Steve lured me into his "Executive Summary" then eagletized me with his charts and graphs.

Damn! Alfred E. Neuman just saved me 15% on my health insurance!!!
Eagletized by James.Neutron June 24, 2008

eagleton 

A bird. A name common with Native Americans. A hot boy
Christopher Eagleton do your chores.
eagleton by anynomes March 2, 2018

Matthew Eaglestone 

A Matthew Eaglestone is a person that is most likley british and is pansexual
MATTHEW EAGLESTONE STOP WRITING DEFINITIONS ABOUT ME

lonny eagleton 

the bassist for black veil brides. He's one to sexiest people alive.
person 1: did you see lonny eagleton last night?
person 2: yeah, he was so good.
lonny eagleton by emo1988 November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026