eCool 

To be 'cool' online, having peons and ops in lots of IRC channels, being the ownage in online games. But no one knows you are a 200 pound fatty sitting on the computer. Yay for the internet prism.

coL.Warden is so eCool. = google him.

eCool by opps[x5] 4 iZZy August 16, 2006

Café Ecologist 

Generally, a government employee or environmental consultant who has no practical field skills or an understanding of ecology.

Unable to navigate in the bush without the aid of a touch screen device. Turn up into the field dressed in completely new clothes, almost always in khaki and predominately featuring an outdoors store latest season catalogue. Various digital accoutrements hang off their belt to help with managing the wilderness. Prone to printing off a small woodlands worth of paperwork with every page colour coded, labelled and compartmentalised in corresponding coloured manilla folders. Cannot change a tyre.

Spend the majority of their time in the office obsessing of minor inconsequential details which will be overlooked by the client. Readily plot survey points on a map with scant regard for topography, vegetation density or difficulty of access for which they will then send out contractors to complete the actual work. Dislike meetings but will tolerate them for the tiny catered sandwiches during mid-morning tea. Drink soy lattes.

Have the fitness of a wounded gazelle. Consider light wind a significant hazard and will accordingly cancel the days work. Accustomed to hefty meal allowances of which most will be spent on sourdough and chia seeds. Don’t like spiders or things getting in their hair. Find fieldwork emotionally and physically traumatising despite their Instagram hashtags indicating otherwise.

Readily identify as an ‘ecologist’ in their email signature.

Standing at the precipice of a volcano looking down into a cauldron of boiling, angry lava.
Ecologist 1: Who put the site down there?
Ecologist 2: A fucking café ecologist.

Café Ecologist by The Angry Biologist October 16, 2019

Logan Echolls 

The rich psychotic jackass on the show Veronica Mars and is the son of two rich famous actors, who at first is the teenaged nemesis of Veronica Mars who would mouth off at people, beat up cars with a tyre iron, pick fights, run a reign of terror at Neptune High.

He softens when he falls for Veronica Mars, and becomes protective of her.

Veronica: "and don't forget Logan Echolls. Every school has a psychotic jackass. He's ours."

Logan Echolls by Lisa Parnell April 18, 2008

echolades 

Ghostly memories of past accomplishments.







































™ Machiavellean & Lesko

The Grand Theater held echolades of once great performances.

echolades by Machiavellean & ... Lesko December 6, 2003

Echolsing 

Stopping a string of friendly texts among friends with a buzzkill message.

Helena halted our chatter text with her echolsing message.

Echolsing by U da Man! March 19, 2014

Echoling

Verb: After the act of attempting to hook up with a variety of girls at one setting and getting rejected, then the person will begin "echoling" or ridiculing the same girls in order to compensate for the humiliation of being rejected; the act of being outraged at a girl after her rejecting to hook up with you; "Sex Heckling"

After Michael was rejected by every girl at the party, he began echoling the girls by stealing money from the fat bitch, slapping the tall bitch in the face and then pushing the other girl down the stairs.

Echoling by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

Ecole Belge

Terrible quality..... Trash and very vulgar.

Mom I dropped my phone from the 18th floor. I thought it was fall proof........ But it was actually waterproof. Sorry I have difficulties reading. Oh yeah and it became an "Ecole Belge". Can u buy me a new one?

Ecole Belge by KIKIDOULOVEMENO!!!!!! 😎 February 17, 2019